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    Handsy by

    Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)  

    22 Aug 2025

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    The handymen who show up at your doorstep are a different breed. You have always considered yourself a dreamer of sorts, equipped with an overactive imagination that comes with unrealistic expectations, so it’s no surprise that they conjure up the filthiest of fantasies and a side of yourself that is supposed to stay in the dark…

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    20 Apr 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 51

    Euphoria by

    Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)  

    22 Jan 2025

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    “Seb, I think I need you to help me lose my virginity.”

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    Fluffy/smutty one shot in which Sam requests his best friend's help in losing his virginity, but he didn't think Sebastian would take it so literally.

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    19 Apr 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 28

    Solarion Chronicles - It's What My Character Would Do by

    Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)  

    29 Mar 2025

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    When 'it's what my character would do' leads you to make out with your besties instead of rob the local shopkeep. Or in this case fuck your besties.
    You, Seb, and Sam get really into the roleplay after a few drinks and end up having a different kind of fun. Degeneracy ensues.

    MC is the farmer. Three chapters. They're the same fic, but MCs genitals are ambiguous in one, a vagina in two, and a dick in three. Read whichever fits your fancy.

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    19 Apr 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 86

    Heatwave in the Winter by

    Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)  

    17 Dec 2025

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    Winter is just a waste of time. The valley is dead. Everything is a varying shade of gray. There’s no chatter to hear across town as everyone stays in their heated homes. It’s desolate.

    Until the farmer girl finds a new way to heat things up.

    She makes an OnlyFans. Slowly but surely, every bachelor subscribes to her. And they want their 15 minutes of fame.

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    26 Mar 2025

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    the stranger in spring by

    Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)  

    20 Sep 2024

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    It was spring when you met Satoru, when you looked too deep into his eyes and it was too late.

    Or: how you met and slept with a pretty blue-eyed stranger. It was the one and only time.

    (But then it happens again. And again and again and again.)

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    23 Sep 2024