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“What if we make it stop?”
“What do you mean?”
“I mean like… a contest. Stop the whole carousel.” He was starting to slur his words. Martin was drunk too; he could smell the champagne on his breath. “Next time they come to me for a divorce, I’ll try to get them to stay together forever. Couples therapy, retreats, every trick in the book. And if that doesn’t work, when they come to you for their next wedding, you get them to stay broken up. Either way, they leave us alone.”
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In which Jonathan Sims is the very tired divorce attorney of serial (ex)-husbands Peter Lukas and Elias Bouchard. At their eleventh wedding, he meets head wedding planner Martin Blackwood, who is equally tired of the thankless work and the troublesome couple’s constant disagreements (as well as their frankly HORRIFYING displays of affection). The two hatch a scheme: Jon will try to get Elias and Peter to stay together forever, while Martin tries to get them to stay broken up.
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Lieutenant Havers was never stationed at Button House, and he and the Captain never met.
The year is 1942, and the Captain has moved to London to join the Home Guard. What he doesn't expect is to meet someone who might just change his life forever.
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In which the Captain and Havers enjoy a long, drunken evening, and certain things come out of the woodwork.
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1945. VE Day. The end of the war. At least, for everyone else. For Major Anthony Havers, the war was just beginning.
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A peek into the lives of the students of Button High School.
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Parts I and II of Homecoming.
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A Case For H(ead) (a)R(chivist) by briarfairchild for A_Door
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
31 Oct 2024
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Sasha is looking at her phone again. “Apparently you also called Elias an excrescence from the rhinoceros shit corner of hell,” she says.
Jon flushes. “Yes, well,” he says defensively. “It’s his own fault. If he wasn’t such a bastard I wouldn’t have had to call him those things, would I?”
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Elias, in a fit of pique at seeing Jon and Martin getting along so well when Peter’s just started divorce proceedings with him again, tries to fire Martin. Jon is not impressed.
(reading the other fics in this series isn’t necessary, though of course very welcome!)
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- Part 8 of Archivist Without a Crush
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02 Nov 2024
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To the Ends of the Earth, Would You Follow Me? by Innocuously_Ostentatious
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
26 Aug 2025
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Exiting the Lonely was an obscure process—for Martin, at least. He was sure Jon could see every sliding puzzle piece as reality shuffled back into place. It was in the way his usual two eyes were blacker than before, extra heavy, and the notion of other eyes lurked heavy in the contour of his skin, out of the periphery of vision. Martin’s glasses were fogging up, but the condensation cleared every time Jon looked at him. Jon never smiled when he did this, but he always nodded to himself, as if there were something correct about Martin being there.
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Pretty much just another safehouse fic ngl. Holy shit two cakes and whatnot. Updates whenever I finish a chapter
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24 Oct 2024
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the captain thinks it would be wise for the men to undertake some training in extreme weather conditions
he and havers end up in a rather dangerous situation
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23 Nov 2023
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Barry's Short For Madonna, Actually by Waistcoat35, wildenessat221b
Fandoms: Ghosts (TV 2019)
16 Dec 2022
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'As he turned back, the dog walker straightened up...Ted had it on good authority that to be that handsome on a Thursday was a punishable offence. Probably.'
In which Havers is a dog walker, Cap has an imaginary dog that is then a real dog that has two different names, Great Danes and Little Danes make Medium Danes, and Pat is the best best friend in the entire world.
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20 Aug 2023

