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act 5, scene 2 (thou and i are too wise to woo peaceably) by ghostemo
Fandoms: Chilling Adventures of Sabrina (TV 2018)
26 Jul 2019
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“Spellman,” he greeted with a smirk. “Coming over to say hello?”
She scowled.
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When Sabrina Spellman rose to a challenge issued by Prudence Night, she never imagined she’d actually make the varsity cheer squad - or that doing so would upend life as she knew it. Now she has to navigate her new role within the social hierarchy of hell -er Baxter High as well as trying to get her boyfriend to actually communicate. It certainly doesn’t help that she’s been paired up with the annoyingly handsome Nicholas Scratch, captain of Greendale’s beloved football team, for a project in her theater class. It’s exactly as, if not more so, cliche as it sounds.
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my rose garden dreams, set on fire by fiends by ghostemo
Fandoms: Love Simon (2018), Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda - Becky Albertalli
12 May 2018
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It starts with the emails. It ends with the Ferris wheel.
To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Subject: It’s not like you’re gonna see thisDear Blue,
I love you.
All the best,
Jacques.(Simon survives senior year and has a really gay, self-discovery filled summer.)
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- Part 2 of go your own way
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it's not your hands, searching slow in the dark by ghostemo
Fandoms: Love Simon (2018), Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda - Becky Albertalli
24 Mar 2018
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God, you’d think being in love with the same person for nearly six years would make talking to them easier, but it’s just as impossible as it’s ever been.
Christ, he’s been in love with Simon Spier for six fucking years.
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- Part 1 of go your own way
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go your own way by ghostemo
Fandom: Love Simon (2018), Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda - Becky Albertalli
12 May 2018
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When Draco tells her that he plans to spend the solstice alone, Hermione has other ideas.
Unfortunately, so does the Manor.
A Fuck-or-Die Christmas RomCom featuring blood magic, breeding kinks, and a sentient manor that is determined to get the job done.
Written for A Very Merry Daddy Knows Best 2025.
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30 Dec 2025
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Howl If You Hate Me by MagicOrMayhem, TheSlytherInked
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Dec 2025
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“We seem to have…unfortunately…stumbled upon the werewolf breeding program I’ve been systematically dismantling for the past year.”
Draco Malfoy watched as Hermione assessed the ties on him, legs spread slightly open on the chair—dick as hard as the fucking sledgehammer in his temple. She shuddered as his meaning sunk in.
“A-a breeding program?” Her voice was no more than a reedy exhale.
He looked down at his situationally unaware, mutinously throbbing cock once again and gave an ironic laugh.
“Ten points to Gryffindor for your impressive powers of recall.”
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He doesn’t want to hurt her, but Auror Draco Malfoy is tied to a chair, stripped, and dosed with a fertility potion. Hermione, also a prisoner, is forced down onto the blond wizard's cock by Fenrir Greyback himself, in an effort to repopulate the werewolf population. They are remarkably different in size, and Draco tries to stay very still as she gasps at the pain of him…even while the vice-like grip of her body around his dick makes him swell bigger.
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18 Dec 2025
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10 years after the war, Hermione Granger's life is trucking along: a decade-long relationship, a promising career, and enough projects to fill three lifetimes. But one ill-fated gala at Malfoy Manor sends everything sideways — leaving her magically bound to the last man she’d ever choose.
Draco Malfoy has spent years dodging expectations, running from a betrothal contract, and cultivating the image of a careless playboy. If he runs away long enough, maybe all his problems will fade away… until he wakes up bound in matrimony to the Golden Girl herself.
Now their vaults, reputations, and very sanity are tangled together. Between sharp-edged banter, unwanted sparks of desire, and rings that refuse to come off, Hermione and Draco are forced into proximity neither of them wants...
Accidental marriage. Enemies to lovers. Banter sharp enough to kill a man. And the kind of tension that makes it impossible to tell if they’ll hex each other… or maybe come to terms with wounds from long ago.
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16 Nov 2025
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Hermione of Velathyr. The prophecy had named her long before the princess was born: she was the one who would be devoured by the patron dragon.
Twenty-four heads had rolled for the sin of coveting her hand. But when a mysterious wanderer arrives at the coliseum—cleverer than any suitor before him, cleverer than even her—Hermione has only three days to decide her fate.
"'Say it, Your Highness. Say my name."
His eyes were the exact shade of the sacred silver that decorated every altar in Velathyr.
In her gut, she already knew.
Dragon.
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07 Oct 2025
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It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion.
This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift.
When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way.
How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)?
Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!
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22 Sep 2025