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headstrong with a heart so weak by givemebaretrees
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age II
15 Apr 2026
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Anders tucked his hood around his ears against the biting cold and fog, swinging his feet on the low stone wall that he and Hawke sat on. They’d been a while, but Hawke was fairly sure he knew the rendezvous point. If nothing else, the dizzying stone bridge leading to an enormous fortress with Inquisition banners seemed to prove him correct. It was only that Varric was missing. When a lone small figure finally did stride out of the mists, and into view, Anders could have leapt up and hugged him, if only for the fact that they’d been waiting in the damn cold.
“You were supposed to come alone,” said Varric, by way of greeting. Anders tipped up his hood, and waved. “Oh, for fuck’s sake. That’s exactly what I was afraid of.”
“Nice to see you, too, Varric,” said Anders.
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“You’ve got a dinner invitation,” said Felix, two days later, like someone had mailed me a poisonous snake.
The Duke of Murtagh had left our place in a hurry this morning. I wondered if this foul attitude was the result or the cause.
“We do,” I said, cautious, ‘cause it had both our names on the top.
“No, it’s meant for you,” said Felix, “Quite clearly.”
Kay/Mildmay, Felix/Murtagh. Mildmay and Felix solve another ghost problem. Kay learns how to communicate within his marriage. The Duke of Murtagh visits, and Vanessa Brightmore (née Pallister) negotiates her marriage. And Mildmay finds something for himself.
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morbid tendencies by givemebaretrees
Fandoms: The Idylls of the Queen - Phyllis Ann Karr
28 Dec 2025
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I had often wondered what it was about my own attitude that, when I seemed to be making perfect sense to myself, often resulted in other men continuing to resolutely argue their point incessantly. I had a sense of it now: Mordred was afflicted with the same curse, his reason and logic maddening, my own mind churning like a dangerously flooded stream as I sought to find justification for the fact that reason did not ease my heart.
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Distributed System by givemebaretrees
Fandoms: Murderbot (TV), The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
26 Jun 2025
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Gurathin gets afflicted by an aphrodisiacal toxin. Unfortunately, he can't bear to let any of the crew help him.
Which leaves, of course, the SecUnit.
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James receives an email alert for a new training video issued by the Field Operations team: How to Avoid a Fiasco.
Unfortunately, River Cartwright's abject humiliation is the hottest thing he's ever seen.
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The crew catches the notice of a group of sirens, and has to quickly return their missing necklace--or risk getting their ship sunk and finding themselves turned into dinner. But how can they focus long enough to find the necklace, with the sirens promising their wildest dreams if only they'll throw themselves overboard?
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Takes place in an AU where Izzy, Ed, and Stede are paranormal investigators.
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givemebaretrees's OFMD pussy bingo fics by givemebaretrees
Fandom Our Flag Means Death (TV)
01 Oct 2022
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Role reversal AU featuring Guillermo as the vampire (turned in the 90s by Laszlo and Nadja) and Nandor as his familiar.
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Seeking calm and new connections, bumbling baby gay Stede books himself and dear friend Ed into a meditation workshop.
Unbeknownst to him, the mindfulness class is based on sexual healing through tantric stroking.
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Bookmarked by givemebaretrees
05 Feb 2023
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adorable & charming & absolutely perfect first time.
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in the end, I'd do it all again by sugarybowl, wishingonalightningbolt
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
08 Sep 2022
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“How’d you know?” Izzy growls up at him, hoping it’s literally anything other than the fact that he’s that pathetic.
“Iz, it’s us, baby! You show up in a horny rage every time something good happens in Ed’s life, we fuck, you clear out, I see you the next time! Lucky me, I keep up with Ed’s socials so I can get ready for you, babe, but I was busy this time.”
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Izzy turns up at Jack’s place for a distraction. Learning about Jack’s son forces him to reevaluate the way he sees one of his oldest friends.
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Bookmarked by givemebaretrees
30 Nov 2022
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the sweetest modern AU cjizzy fic. good dad Jack & Izzy doing his best to figure out how to tell people he cares about them.
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It's not that Roach doesn't care. It's that he can't.
And then Izzy gets hurt.
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- Part 25 of Knife Men (The Izzy/Roach collection)
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give me your leather, take from me my lace by anirondack for anneiled
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
13 Sep 2022
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“You’re getting dirt on me,” Stede says weakly.
“It was already on you.”
“Well…” Izzy raises an eyebrow and Stede withers a little. “You’re right, that’s true.”
Izzy picks up the brush again and pointedly sweeps another little puff of dust onto Stede’s lap.
“Yes, alright. Go on.”
“Aren’t you going to thank him for pointing that out, mate?” Ed calls from across the room. “You’d keep walking around with a dirty belt elsewise.”
“I–” Stede looks over at Ed, then back down. “I should, yes. Thank you, Izzy.”
“Good,” Izzy says, halfway to a purr, and something about it makes Stede’s back straighten a little more, makes his fingertips press into the arms of the chair.Izzy blacks Stede's boots. Stede learns a thing or two.
Bookmarked by givemebaretrees
11 Sep 2022
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Water Flowing Underground by zemph147
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), Our Flag Means Death (TV) RPF, New Zealand Actor RPF
15 Oct 2022
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Actors and long-time friends Stede Bonnet and Edward Teach shoot the second season of their television show about the historical Gentleman Pirate Rhys Darby and Taika "Blackbeard" Waititi. Things do not go as planned.
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- Part 1 of Under the Rocks and Stones
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Bookmarked by givemebaretrees
17 Oct 2022