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    Susie,” Kris’s voice deadpans from the other end of the line, “if you don’t call me back in five minutes, I’m killing myself.”

    Noelle stares.

    Susie coughs. “They, uh. They don’t mean that.”

    Susie makes her first friend. Somehow, they're even more insane than she is.

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    13 Mar 2026

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    In the absence of a working postal service the Smeerensburg post office has been (unofficially) repurposed as an (unsupervised) orphanage.

    And now that's Jesper's problem.

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    13 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 49

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    Will's first attempt at tarot reading is a disaster. The only reasonable response is to have him try again with the slightly older crew. With their superior rationality, general level-headedness and overall stability, what could go wrong?

    Steve tries to pick up the pieces, and learns a thing or two about himself along the way.

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    06 Dec 2025

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    The unholy union of a high school AU and a ghost story. Gerard's life takes a strange turn when his family moves to a small town in Vermont and he discovers the locals aren't all what they seem to be. Also includes: unexpected nature walks, murder, pining, improper treatment of crime scenes, a number of bone-related puns, high school bullies, and a short-range shrub named Ferdinand.

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    17 Sep 2025

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    Religion! Horror! Exorcisms! Piercings! And Gerard is a priest.

    Disclaimer: I stole frequently and unrepentantly from Joss Whedon and the makers of various horror movies throughout this whole series. Also I am not an expert on the Vatican or medical-type things, so please accept my apologies in advance for all the wild inaccuracies I am sure you are about to encounter. If everyone could just assume this is the Magical Made-Up Vatican, you know, like the religious institution version of those tour buses that drive themselves and don't carry anyone but the band, that would be awesome.

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    14 Sep 2025