16 Works by glockmonkey
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it's late (but not too late) by glockmonkey
Fandoms: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
06 May 2024
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“That’s not… like, an undine, is it?” Kabru asks hesitantly.
Laios, who is pulling out bowls from the cabinets, swivels around. “Oh!” he exclaims, following his gaze. “That’s just Ralph.”
This does not assuage Kabru’s fears in the slightest. “And Ralph is..?”
Laios blinks. Then, his eyes widen, and he almost drops the dishes in his hands. “Oh my god,” he says. “No, no, no, I’m so sorry, I would never - Ralph is what I called my sourdough starter.”
“Oh,” breathes Kabru, slightly pacified. The kettle starts to whistle, and Laios scrambles to take it off the heat. “So it’s not… alive?”
“Well, it is,” says Laios, pouring the water into a couple of mugs. “I mean, no! I mean -” He puts the kettle down. “It’s yeast. You keep it in a jar, and you, like, feed it.”
“Huh,” mutters Kabru, and slumps heavily on the counter. He feels more like listening than talking, so he says, “Tell me about it.”
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Laios and Kabru make a pizza. Kabru thinks too much.
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Give it a Shot! by greenlightgo (glockmonkey)
Fandoms: Tuck Everlasting - Natalie Babbitt, Tuck Everlasting - Miller/Tysen/Shear & Federle
27 Sep 2022
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Winnie learns how to play darts.
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In which Link is sad about everything he doesn't know, and relays everything he does.
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Joshua is in university, but he doesn't know he's "Joshua" just yet. Yvonne grows her YouTube fame and helps a friend in need.
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all we need is four walls to hold us (and a roof, to keep us dry) by glockmonkey
Fandoms: Wooden Overcoats (Podcast)
19 Mar 2022
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Four people and a mouse are stuck inside a funeral home for a week. Only one can leave. Except she'd rather not, because it would be ever so rude to leave everyone else inside when she was part of the reason they're here...
Madeleine plays the mediator, and also keeps tabs on the recent gossip. Rudyard goes through the stages of grief, again. Georgie handles her relationship problems like a champ. Antigone is completely normal, and Eric is tripping over his own feet to spend time with her.
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Antigone Funn has seen a great many films in her lifetime. Most of them obscure, foreign romances, sure, but she would argue that this is what makes them most interesting.
One particular film has been at the forefront of her mind all evening: La Nuit en Rose. It’s a very steamy romance, adapted from the book of the same name (which is really no good at all if you don’t speak French). It’s about a very sad, very beautiful librarian who catches the eye of the most charismatic man in town. Antigone’s seen it at least eight times, if only because of the cinema’s lack of other good films. There’s one scene she can quote perfectly, and she takes great pride in it. It comes after the scene where the librarian and the man are caught in the rain, and she’s forgotten her umbrella, and he says something like…
They’ve just run inside, and the man says something like…
“Oh, it looks like your drink’s done, would you like me to ask for a refill?”
Drat, that’s not the line.
“Antigone?”
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Random trivia, not-so-random trivia, and the occasional impromptu competition.
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The Archivist reflects on what might have been
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- Part 3 of glock’s safehouse oneshots
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Drumbot Brian gives counsel to his friends.
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“There’s actually a statement we had a question about, Elias, we asked Jon but he wasn’t quite sure of the answer-”
“Statement of Tim Stoker, Sasha James, and literally everyone with common sense of the fact that Sasha James definitely deserved the head archivist position.”
“I was getting to that!”
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Jon and Sasha are co-Archivists. Jon is forced to relax for a minute and Sasha is given the recognition she deserves.
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This fic has been abandoned, but I’m leaving it up for posterity’s sake. Apologies!
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Martin set the container and mugs down on Jon’s desk.
“And… two mugs?” asked Jon.
Martin reddened slightly. “I felt like it’d be kind of depressing to celebrate Valentine’s without friends.”
Friends? Is that what they were? Jon took his mug from Martin carefully.
“Thank you,” he said finally.
“No problem,” said Martin, and opened the container.
Inside were two slices of vanilla cake, decorated messily with… what? Buttercream icing? It was too pink to tell the flavour. Scattered on top were tiny, pink-and-red sprinkles.
Jon picked one up and took a bite, sans plate. From a mix, probably, but good all the same.
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Jon and Martin celebrate Valentine's Day. I kick myself for hopping on the bandwagon. -
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Jon finds a cat behind the safehouse: or, rather, a cat finds him.
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- Part 1 of glock’s safehouse oneshots
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There is a piano in the Safehouse. Martin knows hymns. Jon was in a cabaret band in uni. Let's see where this goes.
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- Part 2 of glock’s safehouse oneshots
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Statement of Micheal, regarding his contemplations on humanity.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 494
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 23
- Hits:
- 141
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elias comes home from work.
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As I See It - A Miraculous Ladybug Journalist AU by glockmonkey
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug
05 Jul 2020
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Adrien’s double life is a blessing and a curse. By day, he’s making a fortune by modeling, but can’t seem to escape his father. By night, he’s a critic of people’s horrible fashion sense in a magazine rivaling his father’s own. His life’s going swimmingly, if you haven’t noticed.
Marinette is a widely celebrated journalist for Mira Magazine, one of the most-read magazines in France. She can hardly believe it when she learns that she has an interview with the Adrien Agreste, although she is quite famous herself. This isn’t the only job she’s juggling, though. One of her superiors has promoted her to an additional writing position in one of the magazine’s branch-off circulars. She’s now tasked with letting fashionista wannabes down gently while another, meaner, writer sets their dreams on fire. What more could anybody want?
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A framed villain tries to save the life of the hero’s sidekick.
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- English
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- 1,260
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
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- 37