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    A wild laugh escapes from Seungcheol’s throat. He’s clearly desperate. It’s a little bit funny, honestly. “They’re all so annoying, but I needed them to stop bothering me, so I just told them I have a boyfriend. And that he’s coming with me. So they can all shut up.”

    Jeonghan pulls one hand free to grab a packet of creamer. “And you couldn’t think of anyone else to pathetically beg?”

    “No, they asked me his name and—”

    “You said me?”

    “No, I said Yoon Jeonghan,” Seungcheol corrects.

    (OR: Seungcheol needs Jeonghan to pretend to be his boyfriend, and Jeonghan needs to stop pretending he’s allergic to love.)

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    27 Nov 2024

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    “I’m warning you right now, before this goes any further—” Minho threatens, running his finger around the rim of his glass to gather the sugar. “I have a rule that I only sleep with someone once. That’s it. You won’t be the exception, trust me.”

    The guy clears his throat. Blinks. Looks back into Minho’s eyes and settles back into the easy, cocky grin he’s been wearing since he sidled up. “All I need is once to blow your mind,” he drawls, perfectly sleazy.

    (OR: Minho never sleeps with the same guy twice; Jisung becomes a master of disguise)

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    08 Sep 2024

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    “Don’t come swimming too close to my ship, Jimin,” Jungkook's voice cuts through the breeze and when Jimin looks up, he finds the human casually leaning over the railing with a smug grin. “Wouldn’t want a pretty thing like you ending up in one of our nets.”

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    Jimin is usually not interested in the silly little affairs of humans. But this one is different. Jeon Jungkook is his name. Pirate King they call him. The first human his siren song doesn't work on. And Jimin has never wanted anyone more.
    He vows to himself — with or without a song — one day, the Pirate King will be his.

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    13 Jul 2024

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    Seungmin ignores him, smacking the folder onto the desk, flipping it open without looking, sliding it across the surface towards Minho. “It doesn’t matter. This was in the lease. You signed, right—” he taps the bottom corner, Minho’s initials perfectly legible. “Here.”

    “Excuse me?” Minho leans forward.

    “Paragraph nineteen subsection C,” Seungmin says, not even looking down as he recites the document word for word. “Lease is not voidable in the case of suspected paranormal activity.” He pounds his finger on the period.

    Minho laughs. A short, barked thing, completely disbelieving. “You’re kidding me.”

    “I’m really not,” Seungmin’s face pinches up into the sort of fake, squinted smile someone gives when they’re being an asshole. No remorse.

    (OR: Minho has ghosts, Jisung hunts ghosts)

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    08 Apr 2024

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    “Okay, Jisung. I’ll help you out, because the sooner you realize the better,” Minho frowns, pouring water over his newly mixed teabag. Steam wafts up in a blooming cloud, interrupting his clear view of Jisung.

    “Excuse me?”

    “They’re trying to set us up,” Minho tips his chin in the direction of the matchmakers, all of them tittering and avoiding their eyes to huddle together when Jisung turns around. “They think they have some sort of gift. They’ve been on my ass for years. You’re new, and they lured you in, and now they’re sending you over here to get lemon balm tea because it’s supposed to make you lucky in love. It’s as good as cupid’s arrow around here.”

    “Oh,” Jisung’s throat bobs when he swallows. His cheeks grow even pinker. “I’m not looking for a relationship.”

    Minho snorts, rolling his eyes before he can think better of it. “That makes two of us.” He sets the freshly brewed cup on top of a saucer, slides it on the top of the bar and into Jisung’s hands.

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    02 Apr 2024