goddesspharo
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"I'm invoking the loose lips clause."
(Or: the one with additional scenes and alternate POVs from can't fake what you can't break up with.)
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- Part 2 of take this losing hand and make it win
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it might be impractical to seek out a new romance by goddesspharo
Fandoms: The Pitt (TV)
02 Oct 2025
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This might be a worse mistake than the one she is avoiding, but how's that old saying go again? If you're going through hell, keep going? Well, Walsh is in hell, but she draws the line at asking Jack Abbot for directions.
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There is a long beat of silence during which Walsh expects to hear an actual apology and Abbot thinks that announcing his intentions is as good as giving one. When it becomes clear that the two circles will never intersect, she rolls her eyes and deadpans, "That was stellar. Maybe you should become a lifestyle coach."
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"Come on, Em. First do no harm," Abbot reminds her now before they both turn around to watch Whitaker explain to Santos and Javadi that scissor can't beat paper if it's floating away.
"Why the hell would it be floating away, Huckleberry?" Santos asks incredulously.
"That's why I made the whooshing noise!"
He immediately purses his lips and replicates said whoosh while Santos turns to Javadi and asks if she's buying any of this bullshit.
Javadi shrugs and says, "Don't look at me. I thought he was having an anaphylactic reaction to the home fries!"
"And you just stood there?"
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"Generally speaking, when two people have been spending time together recreationally for months, often with little to no clothes on, it is not outside the realm of possibility that they'd be each other's plus ones to events."
(Or: the one where one drunk marriage of inconvenience leads to many, many more inconveniences.)