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“Come now, my dear Doctor,” he crooned, circling the lab table, “It’s just a networking ball. They offered a plus-one, I want you. Is that such a crime?” Dottore offered him nothing but a glower in return.
“Yes.” His answer is short, succinct.
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Pantalone's usual plus-one to diplomatic business affairs is unavailable, and with no other options, he invites the man he's been pining over and dancing around for months. He's not expecting the answer to be a begrudging yes.Series
- Part 7 of The Doctor and the Banker, In life.
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He was the one that initially suggested it. It was a casual question, over dinner.
“Say, banker, what does your schedule look like for the next few days?” His bared teeth catching at his lower lip should have clued the Regrator into his ulterior motives.
“A lot of meetings tomorrow, but none the day after. I will have several hours worth of paperwork to fill out, however.”
“And, what if I made that paperwork just a little more interesting?” The lilt in his voice compelled Pantalone to actually meet his gaze, immediately clocking the lust in his eyes.
“Oh, please, by all means,” He responded, leaning back and interlacing his fingers. “Enlighten me.”
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Dottore suggests a way to liven up Pantalone's paperwork, via strap-ons, vibrators, and the slow insanity of orgasm denial. -
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"Dottore frowned, eyes flashed with worry behind his mask. Pantalone didn’t just ditch his obligates for not “feeling well.” He’d seen the man nearly give himself bladder infections, refusing to get out of his desk chair to take a piss until his work was done. Hell, he’d noticed almost imperceptible tics of distress during meetings, a clear sign that the Regrator was forcing through pain. If he was unwell enough to skip a meeting…"
After the ever-punctual Pantalone skips a meeting, a concerned Dottore goes to check up on him. Turns out, it was worse than he thought... and better.
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- Part 6 of The Doctor and the Banker, In life.
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Burning Desire, Desired Burns. by goosethemane
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
25 Apr 2023
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"Dottore hung behind Pantalone a perfect ten paces, steps in perfect time with him. Pantalone swung the balcony doors open, a gust of even colder air filling the hallway. Dottore didn’t bristle at the cold; he always ran hot anyway. He waited for Pantalone’s hands to shove inside his jacket, fiddling around and sure enough, he pulled out a pack of cigarettes. He knew it."
Dottore suspected Pantalone was a hypocrite about critiquing his smoking habit. One day, his suspicions are confirmed.
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- Part 5 of The Doctor and the Banker, In life.
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Pantalone's testosterone supplier has fallen through, and he needs to find a new source by the end of the month. He goes to the only person he knows to ask.
CONTENT WARNING: Contains long descriptions of gender discovery and crisis. Author is not responsible if this awakens something in you.
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- Part 4 of The Doctor and the Banker, In life.
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The Doctor and the Banker, In life. by goosethemane
Fandom: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
08 Aug 2024
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Come on, come all to the Tournament of Kings! Join King Arthur and his fellow kings as they celebrate his son, Prince Christopher, officially getting a seat at the round table.
or: The one where Viktor is dragged on vacation by his siblings and forced to watch a Medieval Times show.
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Pride (in the name of love) by aurenedelucientes
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
19 Nov 2025
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“Pride.”
A foreing word Viktor has had stuck in the pit of his stomach his whole life
Until he met Jayce.
And suddenly, the word took on its full meaning.•●•
₊˚⊹ T4T Jayvik Week, Day 6: Trans Pride ⊹˚₊
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20 Nov 2025
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Viktor gave Jayce a few more minutes before grabbing his cane and hauling himself to his feet. The light was on under the bathroom door when he reached it, and he cautiously rapped his knuckles against the wood. “Jayce? Are you alive in there?”
He heard a groan from the other side. “Unfortunately.”
“Is something wrong?”
There was a long, somewhat concerning pause before Jayce replied. “I, uh. I got my period.”
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16 Nov 2025
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only the lonely by vnTal
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
15 Aug 2025
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“Do you… not like guys?” The man leans in closer, one elbow propped on the bar. Jayce feels his face heat up.
“I— uh, I don’t really know.” Jayce hadn’t thought about sex or dating for a while, not before Viktor had told him he had a date. “Maybe.”
“Maybe.” The man chuckles and finishes his drink. “Well, enjoy the rest of your night, kid. This old man’s gotta sleep.”
“I mean, I could.” Jayce blurts out without thinking. “Like guys, I mean. I haven’t tried anything or thought about it much in a while.”
“Good luck figuring it out.” The man stands and turns to leave, but Jayce grabs him by the arm.
“Maybe… you could help?”
Jayce goes out drinking after being ditched by his best friend and lab partner and finds companionship in an older, strangely familiar man.
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14 Nov 2025
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Jayce is forced to come to terms with his feelings for his partner when their accommodations only provide one bed to sleep in.
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