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    When seven-year-old Harry Potter speaks to a serpent in the London Zoo, he doesn’t just unlock a door; he draws the attention of someone watching. Morticia Addams, matriarch of the famously macabre Addams Family, recognizes the signs of suppressed magic and wounded potential. Upon discovering the boy’s name and the cruelty he’s endured, she makes a decision with all the grace and finality of a guillotine.
    Harry Potter is coming home with them.
    Raised among poison gardens, swordplay at breakfast, and cousins who play with guillotines instead of toys, Harry finds something in the Addams manor he never knew existed: a family that not only accepts the dark, strange parts of him, but celebrates them. Under the watchful eyes of Morticia and Gomez, alongside Wednesday, Pugsley, Thing, and the rest of the delightfully eerie household, Harry grows into something the wizarding world never expected.
    Confident. Unafraid. Powerful.
    So when Hogwarts finally comes calling, they are not prepared for this Harry Potter, and he is no longer alone...

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    18 Nov 2025

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    Because Mikey’s not paying attention to what’s in front of them, Leo sees it first through the thinning fog. He thinks it’s a tree trunk at a glance, tall and slender and curving oddly where it rises above the others. Then it moves, bending as if in a wind, and by the time it twists around to face the car, Leo realizes it’s not a tree at all.

    “What,” he says, feeling entirely too small in the open-top Jeep.

    Mikey, who went through a dinosaur phase that lasted the entirety of his pre-teen years, points at it and declares, “Sauropod!”

    “Animatronic,” Leo says, “right?”

    “Right,” Mikey parrots automatically. Then, more slowly, “I mean, it has to be. Right?”

    “Right,” Leo agrees, but his heart isn’t in it.

    The first Jeep has slowed to an abrupt stop, and theirs slows to a stop behind it. The dinosaur trumpets at them, like the elephants at Mikey’s zoo, and half a dozen other slender necks rise out of the mist at the call to peer in their direction.


    Or: Jurassic Park AU

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    16 Nov 2025

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    Timkerbelle: What happens if two people who have the same last name get married? Like if Jason and I got married, would we get double the amount of Wayne? Would it be Drake-Wayne-Todd-Wayne? Drake-Todd-Wayne-Wayne? I need answers.

    tomato face: why do you assume that the drake is gonna go first?

    tomato face: wait what the ffuck am i saying

    tomato face: tim we’re not getting married

    Timkerbelle: It’s a hypothetical. Keep up.

    batfam texting shenanigans!

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    12 Nov 2025

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    Batman is insulted during a Justice League mission, which wouldn't be a problem except Nightwing is there to hear it. The other League members don't know this is a problem because they have no idea Batman has kids, much less that Nightwing is one of them. Bruce decides to do the only reasonable thing: go on vacation. His children probably won't burn down anything too important.

    Dick just wants to defend his family and brag about his siblings. Good thing his father taught him a few things about the importance of detailed plans and talented allies.

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    15 Oct 2025

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    Harry Potter grew up neglected and mistreated with his relatives, only finding his first ever friends when he got introduced to the magic world.

    It doesn't go like that in this story. Instead, due to his cousins demands for a vacation full of fun, games, robots and pizza, along with a well-timed absence of Harry's usual babysitter, a different chain of events is set into motion.

     

    (or: Harry gets accidentally adopted by robots and throws the magical world into chaos, as soon as they realize their Chosen One has gone missing.)

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    06 Oct 2025