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[Podfic] both have sharp teeth by greedy_dancer
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
06 Jul 2025
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An audio performance of pearwaldorf's story (6min.)
Louis is much less discreet than he thinks he is. Grace is thankful for this, as it makes finding this Lestat de Lioncourt's address so much easier.
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An audio performance of dreaminghour's story (3min.)
When you've been together as long as they have, you don't need to speak in order to keep on top of a mission.
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An audio performance of sheafrotherdon's story (5min.)
Nicolò is unused to being touched.
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An audio performance of sheafrotherdon's story (3min.)
Nicolò doesn’t understand what changes exactly, couldn’t name what shifts inside him, knows only that in that moment Yusuf is beloved.
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An audio performance of sheafrotherdon's story (3min.)
Grief rises up inside her so fast she doubles over, and when the first wave recedes and she can pull in a breath she sits down hard, right in the dirt.
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[Podfic] Which Muse Will Lay Its Hands by greedy_dancer
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
04 Jul 2025
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An audio performance of sheafrotherdon's story (6min.)
The Lady Andromache's country seat, England, 1817.
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An audio performance of sheafrotherdon's story (3min.)
Joe is very distracting
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An audio performance of morian's story (18 min.)
"When you turn to dust, I won’t sweep you up," Lestat drawls from the stairs.
Louis smoothes his thumb over the blistering skin pulled taut across his knuckles.
"I will leave you there in a pile until the wind blows you into the streets of your beloved city."
Or: A conversation about sunlight and martyrdom.
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An audio performance of autoclaves's story (9 min.)
Ed comes to him with a basket of oranges and his heart in his throat. Stede opens the door bleary-eyed, haloed by the candlelit darkness of his cabin.
Love is messy business, isn’t it?
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An audio performance of sheafrotherdon's story (10 min.)
England, 1591.
It’s been nearly two months—fifty-four days, thinks Yusuf—since they parted at Calais, and distance has never been easy. There is much about immortality that has made the everyday mundane, but whenever they are parted, Yusuf longs for NIcolò with a fervor that five centuries has not dimmed.
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[Podfic] A Beast to Seek by greedy_dancer
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
28 Oct 2023
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An audio performance of crushcandles's story (10 min.)
Jaskier doesn't actually need to be told what Geralt wants. He's a good student and Geralt's a fantastic subject. Dense, frustrating, but ultimately, quite rewarding. And he's an easy read now. When he comes at Jaskier with animal roughness what he wants is roughness back. To suffer, through whatever means necessary.
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[Podfic] I took no time with the fall by greedy_dancer
Fandoms: Glass Onion - Fandom, Knives Out (2019)
02 Jan 2023
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An audio performance of pearwaldorf's story (10 min.)
Phillip takes the flask, ignoring how their fingers brush, and downs more than is probably polite or wise. It’s whiskey of some sort, burning sweet on the way down.
“Thank you,” he says, handing it back. “It is very much an improvement.”
The man screws the lid back on, puts the flask back in his jacket pocket. “A fine bourbon, American of course. Certainly other countries produce it, but it never tastes quite right. Like a bagel made outside of New York.” His accent is something Phillip has heard but never actually encountered in person, almost parodic in its intensity. It’s fascinating.
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[Podfic] the day is done (let it be what it was) by greedy_dancer for reena_jenkins, exmanhater
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
27 Dec 2022
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An audio performance of HearJessRoar's story (15 min.)
"We're alive," she says firmly, and Eddie laughs.
"Keep it that way, Cunningham. Don't go getting into cars with any strange men."
"Aside from you?" she asks, and can't help the way her mouth curls on it. There's something deeply wrong with reality, but Eddie Munson makes her smile.
Maybe that's what's wrong with reality.
On the first day of spring break '86, Chrissy Cunningham wakes up on Eddie Munson's couch.
The thing is, she's pretty sure she died last night.
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[Podfic] cotton, silk, linen, velvet by greedy_dancer for Tipsy_Kitty
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
27 Dec 2022
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An audio performance of captainbonny's story (40 min.)
It’s all gone.
Everything but the auxiliary wardrobe.
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[Podfic] Spanish Eyes by greedy_dancer for paraka
Fandoms: Bandom, The Academy Is..., Cobra Starship
27 Dec 2022
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An audio performance of AirgiodSLV's story (12 min.)
It’s a Friday night, and the rest of Midtown is at a hot wings place trying to beat the locals at trivia. Normally Gabe would be with them, but he’d been sidestage watching the Academy set tonight when Bill had demonstrated pole-dancing with his microphone stand, so he has other plans.
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[Podfic] from laden boughs, from hands by greedy_dancer for lattice_frames
Fandoms: The Goblin Emperor Series - Katherine Addison
27 Dec 2022
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An audio performance of Tequila_Mockingbird's story (21 min.)
A day in the life of the Untheileneise kitchens.
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[Podfic] upon the salt wash of the sea by greedy_dancer for secretsofluftnarp
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
27 Dec 2022
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An audio performance of raven (singlecrow)'s story (14 min.)
It starts as Ed's Beds and Bonnet's Breakfasts; or, Ed and Stede run a B&B together.
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[Podfic] come on pretty baby (kiss me deadly) by greedy_dancer for MelancholyMorningstar
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
27 Dec 2022
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An audio performance of HearJessRoar's story (16 min.)
The Saturday morning after spring break, Chrissy Cunningham shows up at his door with a bag of donut holes clenched in her pretty little fist.
Eddie looks down at the sweatpants he’d hastily pulled on when he’d heard someone knocking, and wishes deeply that the demo-bats had killed him.
Or that he’d at least grabbed a shirt.
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[Podfic] far away from nothing by greedy_dancer for MelancholyMorningstar
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
27 Dec 2022
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An audio performance of glorious_spoon's story (13 min.)
The thing is, Steve knows he’s the dumb one. Between Nancy’s straight-A report cards and Dustin’s wild brilliance and Robin’s multilingual code-cracking skills—yeah. He’s just Steve Harrington, who graduated high school with a 2.1 GPA and got rejected by every fancy college his parents made him apply to. Fine. He’s cool with that, actually. Plenty of smart people in the gang. Steve’s unimpressive IQ and GPA and other assorted initialisms aren’t an issue. Somebody needs to guard the door and take the hits while the rest of them save the fucking world, and he’s more than okay with that somebody being him.
The other thing is, most of them are brilliant in a way that he’ll never understand, and dumb as hell when it comes to human relationships.
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[Podfic] Problems of a Follicular Nature by greedy_dancer for MelancholyMorningstar
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
27 Dec 2022
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An audio performance of insignificant457's story (15 min.)
"See, the problem is this: in the past few weeks there’s been a distressing increase in the thickness and darkness of the peach fuzz on his upper lip, to the point that it’s becoming noticeable and also gross. He should be happy about it, really, because it’s a sign of manhood, isn’t it?"
Sometimes, not having a dad around really, really sucks. But recently acquiring a big brother does have its perks.