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Brian misses an old friend and tries to honour her through music.
Brian writes best when he's being weird and/or sad. Sorry.
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27 May 2019
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17 Apr 2018
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there are worse dreams to lose, of course, than the what-if's
based upon this
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26 Mar 2018
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Never Played It Cool by Lavellington
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
03 Apr 2017
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"Dude," Amanda says, squeezing her tight while her hair tickles Farah's face. "It's so good to see you."
"You too," Farah says, meaning it, and when they break apart Amanda's hands linger on her shoulders for a second longer than they have to, and that's nice. That's enough to feed her borderline pathetic crush for a week, at least.
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- Part 3 of I Always End Up Where I Need to Be
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03 Apr 2017
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Now's Not Really the Time by Vestas_Kitchen
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
21 Mar 2017
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It might be the last chance they ever get.
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21 Mar 2017
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Find what fits by everythingremainsconnected
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
01 Jan 2018
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Amanda and Todd were supposed to drift together and fight the monsters that periodically plagued the world. Their drift tests fail again and again, forcing Lieutenant Farah Black to find alternative pilots for the siblings.
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11 Mar 2017
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Todd is fifteen, and he is smoking his first cigarette. It’s awful, and he’s been hacking up the acrid smoke from his lungs for the past three minutes, but he’s smoked it nonetheless. The burning throat is unpleasant, but the feeling of rebellion swirling in his stomach makes it all worthwhile.
Svlad is fifteen, and he’s tired. He no longer cries himself to sleep at night. He is no longer sad, or scared. He’s just flat-out tired.
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Everyone has their own timeline, but some are more similar than others.
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01 Mar 2017
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Tempus Fugit by quingigillion (cartouche)
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
26 Feb 2017
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‘Look Dirk … I was an absolute scumbag, an ass, a real prick.’ He pauses, waiting for a response. He’s tuned out in favour of the sandwich. ‘But that … that doesn’t give you an excuse to trigger the apocalypse.’
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26 Feb 2017
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It's Not Like You by inkyfishes
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
23 Feb 2017
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Todd Brotzman is given 16 years for murder. Dirk Gently has already been incarcerated.
Prison AU.
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- Part 1 of It's Not Like You (the Prison!AU)
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23 Feb 2017
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Electric Ghost Rhino by Lavellington
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
15 Feb 2017
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Dirk and Todd are not co-dependent, exactly. They've just had a rough couple of weeks.
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- Part 1 of I Always End Up Where I Need to Be
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21 Feb 2017
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To A Skylark by quingigillion (cartouche)
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
19 Feb 2017
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4 times Todd touches Dirk's wings. Accidentally. Mostly.
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- Part 1 of why the caged bird sings
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20 Feb 2017
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It should be dark. It should be punishingly cold, wind should blind him, sinister branches should snap in his face. The night should be all-consuming, should swallow him up whole as he runs and spit him out shuddering like some tragic Victorian heroine.
But it isn’t dark: the sun has only just about finished making its lazy way under the distant horizon, and the summer twilight is both warm and bright enough to see by. When he glances up he can almost admire, with desperately watering eyes, the rich blue of the wide sky.
As far as he’s concerned, this is because the universe is awful .*
A boy in the desert, four mad guys in a van, and the will of the universe.
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16 Feb 2017
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The Dolphin Paradox by nekosmuse
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
01 May 2017
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Having lost his job at the Perriman Grand, Todd takes a job selling vintage vinyl to unappreciative hipsters while trying to put his life back together. Dirk Gently is a somewhat regular customer. That is, until Dirk can fix the timeline and get Todd his memories back.
The Record Store AU that's not a Record Store AU.
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10 Feb 2017
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Things Double Up by inkyfishes
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
08 Feb 2017
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Segments of the very early and very entwined life of the Holistic Assassin and the Holistic Detective.
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08 Feb 2017
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"I’ll teach you. Then maybe you can join me and Amanda when we jam.” Todd offers.
Dirk beams. “I’d like that.”
And that’s how he ends up getting lessons on Todd’s bruised and battered electric guitar.
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- Part 1 of lessons
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05 Feb 2017
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4 Times Todd Pushes Dirk Up Against Vertical Surfaces Because He's Being A Little Shit by RenderedNull
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
29 Jan 2017
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... And the one time they do it because of mutual kink exploration.
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04 Feb 2017
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Getting the Hang of Thursdays by nekosmuse
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
31 Jan 2017
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Todd screws up. Dirk solves it. Kind of. It's not a total disaster, anyway.
The follow-up to How Not to Date: a How-To Guide by Dirk Gently, in which Dirk and Todd explore the boundaries of their new relationship (explicit).
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31 Jan 2017
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cheating at chess by orphan_account
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
26 Jan 2017
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"A bad dream? Oh dear. Want to tell me about it?"
“Yes. I dreamed that I’d been taken from my parents and locked up in a facility in a country miles away from home with nobody who cares and no chess to play.”
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A look at Dirk's life as Svlad in his early days with the CIA.
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- Part 1 of checkmate
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26 Jan 2017
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How Not to Date: A How-To Guide by Dirk Gently by nekosmuse
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
26 Jan 2017
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For a not-quite psychic, Dirk is surprisingly dense.
Aka, the one where Dirk asks Todd out on a date. Kind of. Sort of. Possibly. There are two of them, anyway, and they're going somewhere, together, alone, and also Todd apparently has an ex-boyfriend so the odds are definitely in Dirk's favor. Maybe.
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26 Jan 2017
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Picnic like you mean it by everythingremainsconnected
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
24 Jan 2017
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A picnic was supposed to be easy. You got some food and a blanket and sat in a park on the blanket eating your food. Things were never that straightforward with one Dirk Gently and really, Todd should have anticipated the circuitous route the holistic detective took to literally every destination.
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24 Jan 2017