gyrostomp
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Matt ropes Jay into a rewatch of one of his favorite movies, but they don’t pay attention for long. (At least Jay doesn’t.)
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A little oneshot based on The Gang Inflates because god knows what was going on there was NOT heterosexual.
Title is based off of (you guessed it) The Sound of Settling by Death Cab for Cutie.
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it was like that when we got here by Wheat From Chaff (wheatfromchaff)
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
20 Mar 2026
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"I'm from the future," Jay says at last.
That's not possible, is Matt's first thought but he clamps down on it because this is Jay, and Jay is wandering Spadina, and Jay is also here in his room. So. Something impossible is now possible and it may as well be time travel.
"You're a time traveller." Matt giggles. "Holy shit. Holy shit. How did you—? No, never mind that, what am I thinking. Do you have a sports almanac on you? Any winning lotto numbers?"
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24 Mar 2026
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not even exaggerating this may just be the best fanfiction i have ever read. this changed me forever and i want to throw up.
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i hope i'm not the only one that feels it all by lipacxtcher
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
05 Sep 2023
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'Look, Mac, this sounds crazy, and I know you won't believe me, I barely believe it's happened, but I don't know what to do and-' Dennis' voice breaks. 'This morning, I woke up and my dick? My dick was gone.'
Mac blinks.
Did he hear that right?
Mac can only think of one thing to say. 'Did you, uh. Did you look everywhere for it?'
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ORMy attempt at rectifying the disappointing lack of fics where Dennis has a pussy. In this, he gains one via magic. Cue Mac being confused, a lot of horniness and maybe some gay (yes, it's still gay) sex.
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07 Sep 2023
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Mac and Dennis are hooking up, but it's not gay. No really, it's not gay, because Dennis has agreed to be the woman. That's how it works, right?
Or: 2010 Mac copes with his internalized homophobia by feminizing Dennis. The sex is great, but the lasting effects? That's to be seen (literally, to be seen, this is just 8.5k words of gratuitous smut).
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A pain that I'm used to by BleedingAlive for busy_strawberry
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
24 Jul 2023
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Mac is not a science bitch. He doesn’t care about ‘facts,’ or ‘gathering data,’ or blasphemy, or whatever else science bitches do.
He does care about Dennis. Deeply, immensely, and, sometimes, unfortunately. He also cares very much about God, who, on occasion, gives him very good ideas.
So, one day, when Dennis is being especially bitchy, Mac thinks of pain.
(Or, Mac decides to try maintenance spanking)
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- Part 1 of The key is a question of control
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24 Aug 2023
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Mac just gazed up at him with puppy-wide eyes, pupils blown to all hell. Dennis grinned, all teeth. “You’re going to confess to me,” he whispered.
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24 Aug 2023