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  1. Public Bookmark 56

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    The girl occupying his screen is slender, with waves of golden hair cascading around her dainty shoulders, looking coyly at the camera with half-lidded doe-brown eyes. Her lips are plump and pink, almost the same colour as the sateen bathing suit she’s wearing, trimmed with delicate white lace and white ribbons. Even though she’s in a sitting position, Zoro can tell she’s tall, with long, gorgeous legs, partially covered with thin lacy white stockings.

    She’s cute, he thinks, but immediately shakes the thought away.

    The website under the image is titled Candy-Chan’s Princess Palace, and, helplessly curious, Zoro clicks. 

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    During research for a school project that seems way out of his wheelhouse, Zoro's guardian angel comes in the form of a blonde bombshell who looks more than a little familiar.

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    21 Mar 2026

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    Sanji makes a gesture like he's going to throw up when he’s asked the question.

    “What do I think about Zoro? What do you mean, what do I think about Zoro? I don’t think about mossheads. I think he’s nauseating and annoying and why the hell are you even asking me about this? Did he… say something? About me?”

    Zoro hums. “What do I think about Curly? He’s not a bad salesman. I think the eyebrow is what’s putting off customers. That’s why he makes most of his sales on the phone.”

    Sanji’s eyebrow twitches, his jaw tight. “That stupid son of a bitch, I’m going to kill — ”

    Zoro and Sanji, homoerotic rivals totally hooking up secretly best friends sworn enemies.

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    20 Mar 2026

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    The Strawhats have to resupply the Sunny after an unfortunate mishap, but the only island around has a very strict requirement: Newlyweds only. It's up to Zoro and Sanji not to mess everything up and get to their destination without alerting the locals or losing their damn minds in the process.

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    20 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 96

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    “No!” The prince wailed, gripping his hair tight as he paced the room, “This wasn’t supposed to happen! It was supposed to be a beautiful princess who I would sweep off her feet and fall madly in love with, not…” 

    The prince turned to him, his glare like fire as he seethed through his teeth, “My soulmate wasn’t supposed to be you.”

    Roronoa Zoro is hired to assassinate the third Germa Prince, Sanji. But when he turns out to be his soulmate, can Zoro still follow through?

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    17 Mar 2026

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    “So have we figured out if Zoro is Sanji’s boyfriend or his dog yet?”

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    16 Mar 2026