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Equal in length to an encyclopedia, the Red Team Handbook has a lot to say about everything. From the proper way to pile hand grenades (see illustration on page twelve) to the correct color rank (all the way from #ff0000 to #ffa500) and the three easiest ways to spot a Blue in disguise (look for weak spine, shaking knees and lack of honor) - yet it still fails to tell Simmons how to survive with an orange, annoying fatass for a teammate.
Or how to stop falling in love with him.
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Rimmer fired one shot and destroyed the time drive, but his problems were just beginning. While he reset time and saved his crewmates from certain doom, Rimmer is the only one who remembers the battle against their future selves. The memories haunt Rimmer and warp into nightmares, and he can only deal with them for so long until he reaches his breaking point. Set just after the Series VI Finale - “Out of Time”
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19 Dec 2019
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In which temptations are accomplished, grand romantic gestures are made, and two ineffable co-stars only take four seasons of an award-winning television program to realize they’re on their own side (at last, at last.)
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02 Dec 2019
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When Rimmer dies in ‘Timeslides’, he discovers afterwards that there was more than just one difference between the timelines.
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09 Oct 2019
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For ten years, Rimmer has been living the life of Ace. It hasn't been an easy ride, and still things get worse. As Simulants mess with dimensions, Rimmer's ship becomes badly damaged, and he unexpectedly finds himself back where he started out - in his home dimension, with Red Dwarf not far away...
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08 Oct 2019
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Even If The Universe Falls Apart by orphan_account
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
12 May 2019
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When reality is in danger, a message is spread all over the Universe: The promise of pain that will overcome everyone in the Cosmos. And on the verge of the end of the world, only one man can save us all. His name is Dirk Gently.
A dysfunctional trio, a powerful pack, a missing girl, highly intelligent children, several people disappeared, a backward clock, loads of ketchup and three words:
Everything is connected.
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06 Feb 2019