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After a very brief fight between Alastor and Lucifer, they drunkenly talk on the roof and Alastor mentions he misses his home and going to Mardi Gras. Lucifer decides to surprise him by letting him go on earth for one day to experience the extravagant parade one more time.
They have a grand time folks.
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15 Jun 2026
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The battle against Adam leaves Alastor more injured than anyone realizes.
Despite their mutual dislike, Lucifer refuses to let him die—not for Alastor’s sake, but for Charlie’s. Using a tremendous amount of demonic power to heal the Radio Demon, Lucifer unknowingly triggers an ancient biological condition Alastor has spent decades hiding: a heat cycle.
When the dust settles, both demons agree to never speak of it again.
Unfortunately, Hell has other plans.
Sinners don’t get sick. They don’t gain weight. And they certainly don’t end up pregnant.
As nausea turns into suspicion and suspicion turns into certainty, Alastor is forced to face a reality more terrifying than any Exorcist army:
He’s carrying Lucifer Morningstar’s children.
Unfortunately, keeping a pregnancy hidden is far more difficult than Alastor anticipated.
For the first time in decades, the Radio Demon finds himself fighting a battle he cannot simply outsmart, overpower, or broadcast away.
One that grows larger by the day.Bookmarked by halfcatvampire
11 Jun 2026
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It's New York, 1925. Lucifer Morningstar has a deadline.
Six months. He has six months to find a spouse before his father cuts him off completely. No trust fund. No money for his daughter's future. Nothing.
So when he overhears a certain radio host in need of cash, he thinks.
He needs money. I need a husband.
Simple, right?
Well..
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08 Jun 2026
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“In fact, all I want is a conversation,” Alastor hums, as if a conversation between them is something normal. It happened once or twice, if that much, when they both were at their lowest after that TV-headed demon nearly fucked them both up, before fighting was back at the table. “I'm sure your Majesty can spare a few minutes to listen to his humble servant?”
“Humble? Doubt it. Servant? I wish,” Lucifer grunts. “At the very least you'd respect me.”
“Hm, who can say,” Alastor shrugs, stopping his pacing right in front of Lucifer again. “But I do have a bottle of Beelzejuice I got from contraband that I'm willing to share with you for your trouble.”
Lucifer narrows his eyes, wondering what the fuck the Radio Demon could want, seeing the way he looks at Lucifer with his head tilted slightly, waiting for a response.
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Spring comes to Hell the same way it comes to Earth, and, with it, comes the heat/rut season. Lucifer is not happy to go through it alone another year after Lilith's leaving, when the Radio Demon makes a proposition he hadn't been expecting.
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08 Jun 2026
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Opportunities a certain pair of rivals could have used to ragebait or troll the hell out of Hell, a mini-series of humor, drama and surprise-plot that snuck up on me as much as it would you.
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06 Jun 2026