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After a very brief fight between Alastor and Lucifer, they drunkenly talk on the roof and Alastor mentions he misses his home and going to Mardi Gras. Lucifer decides to surprise him by letting him go on earth for one day to experience the extravagant parade one more time.
They have a grand time folks.
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15 Jun 2026
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The battle against Adam leaves Alastor more injured than anyone realizes.
Despite their mutual dislike, Lucifer refuses to let him die—not for Alastor’s sake, but for Charlie’s. Using a tremendous amount of demonic power to heal the Radio Demon, Lucifer unknowingly triggers an ancient biological condition Alastor has spent decades hiding: a heat cycle.
When the dust settles, both demons agree to never speak of it again.
Unfortunately, Hell has other plans.
Sinners don’t get sick. They don’t gain weight. And they certainly don’t end up pregnant.
As nausea turns into suspicion and suspicion turns into certainty, Alastor is forced to face a reality more terrifying than any Exorcist army:
He’s carrying Lucifer Morningstar’s children.
Unfortunately, keeping a pregnancy hidden is far more difficult than Alastor anticipated.
For the first time in decades, the Radio Demon finds himself fighting a battle he cannot simply outsmart, overpower, or broadcast away.
One that grows larger by the day.Bookmarked by halfcatvampire
11 Jun 2026
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It's New York, 1925. Lucifer Morningstar has a deadline.
Six months. He has six months to find a spouse before his father cuts him off completely. No trust fund. No money for his daughter's future. Nothing.
So when he overhears a certain radio host in need of cash, he thinks.
He needs money. I need a husband.
Simple, right?
Well..
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08 Jun 2026
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“In fact, all I want is a conversation,” Alastor hums, as if a conversation between them is something normal. It happened once or twice, if that much, when they both were at their lowest after that TV-headed demon nearly fucked them both up, before fighting was back at the table. “I'm sure your Majesty can spare a few minutes to listen to his humble servant?”
“Humble? Doubt it. Servant? I wish,” Lucifer grunts. “At the very least you'd respect me.”
“Hm, who can say,” Alastor shrugs, stopping his pacing right in front of Lucifer again. “But I do have a bottle of Beelzejuice I got from contraband that I'm willing to share with you for your trouble.”
Lucifer narrows his eyes, wondering what the fuck the Radio Demon could want, seeing the way he looks at Lucifer with his head tilted slightly, waiting for a response.
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Spring comes to Hell the same way it comes to Earth, and, with it, comes the heat/rut season. Lucifer is not happy to go through it alone another year after Lilith's leaving, when the Radio Demon makes a proposition he hadn't been expecting.
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08 Jun 2026
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Opportunities a certain pair of rivals could have used to ragebait or troll the hell out of Hell, a mini-series of humor, drama and surprise-plot that snuck up on me as much as it would you.
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06 Jun 2026
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After being freed from his deals, Alastor is starting to realize just how alone he is. To help him cope, he brings back a relic of his past to comfort him.
AKA: Al is lonely and brings back the childhood stuffie his Mama made him (Lucifer finds it and fluffy bonding ensues).
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16 May 2026
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28 Apr 2026
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Hazbin Hotel RadioApple Series by RiddleSnape
Fandom Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hellaverse | Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss Universe
07 Jun 2026
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17 Mar 2026
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New Orleans, 1933:
Alastor fits in a second deal before pushing up daisies.
A deal with the literal Devil.
(Or: Luci wants a baby, and Al doesn't think this one through)
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08 Mar 2026
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The care and keeping of your Radio Demon; a step by step guide. by BlueCottoncandy_Day_Dreamer
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
14 Mar 2026
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Lucifer couldn't sleep, so he decided to go and make himself some tea (chamomile, at Charlie's earlier suggestion) he expected a quiet walk down to the deserted kitchen. This was broken by a slumped form at the kitchen table. One with bright red hair and a buzzing frequency that set Lucifer's teeth on edge.
Oh well, it wasn't like he liked the taste of chamomile anyway.
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03 Mar 2026
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After a call from his daughter, Lucifer made his way to the valley to take over his late wife’s family farm to help with her dream. The work was hard, and the people were weird, but at least Charlie was there, even if she was running around doing what mayors do.
And there was definitely magic in the air because he found himself drawn to the town’s charming yet sly librarian-curator.
With these new feelings developing and finding himself again, spring has finally come at long last for Lucifer.
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27 Feb 2026
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Of Light, Dark, & Balance by RaichuPancakes026
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
12 Jun 2026
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-Of Light, Dark, & Balance is a crossover between Hazbin Hotel and Harry Potter. So I thought, why not slam them together and have fun?
When Harry vanishes in the middle of fifth year, the wizarding world is left reeling in panic.
However, the truth is far stranger.
Disillusioned by Dumbledore’s manipulations after learning about the prophecy, Harry is approached by the deity of Death. Death gives him a choice. Continue down the path of sacrifice as the Savior..or he can choose a new path–one of Balance.
Choosing the latter, Harry is swept through time to 1912 New Orleans, where he takes on the name Alastor. This new path offers things he never thought he’d have–family, freedom, love, and purpose.
As Alastor grows into himself–and eventually into the Radio Demon–he takes on the mantle of Balance. He revels in the chaos, punishes the wicked, and brings balance where he walks. Sometimes with mercy, sometimes with carnage.
Over the decades, his journey eventually meets up with his past. And the world he left behind still needs him.
And when the two timelines collide again…the wizarding world will learn that the boy they once knew is no longer a boy at all.
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23 Feb 2026
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06 Feb 2026
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In the wake of Vox's failed holy war, the Pride Ring recovers. The Overlords are quiet as mice, sinners are continuing with their lives, the Hazbin Hotel has more guests than ever and the Radio Demon's name is whispered in fear and awe once again. Only this time, it's not for the same reasons as before.
Or: Hell witnessed Alastor break two deals on live television. This has consequences. Cue hordes of sinners coming to him for contract advice. Sometimes not even just sinners.
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15 Jan 2026
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Charlie had chosen to attend Hazbin Community College, taking advantage of Lucifer's employee perk of free tuition, and they were supposed to spend her first ever fall break together. Instead, he'd been roped into flying halfway across the country to attend some dumb teaching conference with his asshole co-worker Alastor Boudreaux. Things couldn't possibly get any worse.
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10 Jan 2026
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After another long, rough day in the office and working overtime, Alastor wanted nothing more but to go home to rest before tackling another day of the same crap. However as he left at midnight he get stuck in an elevator with no other than his boss and the person he harboured feelings for, Lucifer Morningstar. Who as far as Alastor knew, didn't like him... but it seems like he was far off with that judgement.
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10 Jan 2026
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In this universe there is a subset of people who are Doms and subs. Some of them manage to use this dynamic in order to get new powers. Lucifer and Alastor are just one of such couples, although the purpose for it is far different than most.
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07 Jan 2026
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Alastor’s ear twitched. In a blur of motion, his own hand shot up, fingers clamping around the clone's wrist with an iron grip. His head whipped around, eyes blazing crimson, static spiking sharp enough to make the lights flicker.
“What in the seven rings do you think you’re—!”
The clone vanished in a puff of red sparkles.
Alastor blinked at empty air.
And then two very real, very warm hands slid enthusiastically behind both of his ears.
“Gotcha.”
Alastor’s entire body went rigid for one glorious heartbeat.
Then it melted.
A loud, rumbling deer mew burst out of him, his eyes flew wide, then fluttered half-closed in instant bliss. The book slipped from limp fingers and landed with a soft thud on the carpet. His head unconsciously fell back against the couch cushion, pressing eagerly into Lucifer’s hands.
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Alastor has been more annoyed than the usual lately, which causes concern among the residents. After discovering the problem, another one arises, as no one would dare touch Alastor's ears and risk losing a limb. Thankfully, there's only one person who can touch Alastor without dying immediately.
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07 Jan 2026
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Alastor's curse in Hell is that it hurts to make connections. The touch of another sinner will burn and blister his skin; the hands of the ones he loves will never be a soothing touch, never a comfort, only pain.
So Alastor avoided touch, avoided friends.
Until the day Lucifer arrives, picks a fight with him and lays his hands on Alastor - and Alastor discovers that the Devil's hands do not burn him, do not hurt him. Touch starved and desperate, he chases after any kind of contact, whatever the risk may be.
(In which an asexual person writes our one canon asexual character and once again takes a ship only semi seriously)
Set during season one and branches off into season 2 as I watch it.
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02 Jan 2026
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After Lucifer gets injured due to Vox's angelic machine, the king of hell isn't the only one that suffers. Unexplainable phenomena begin to occur like bizarre weather, dead wildlife and even Charlie notices that her once beautiful hotel is losing its glow. What's going on? And how is it all connected?
Meanwhile, Alastor hopes to make a deal with the small wounded king for power and ends up with more than he bargained for.
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01 Jan 2026