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    It sinks in slowly: Sung Hanbin has never been given a real orgasm. Nobody has ever made Sung Hanbin come before. The hot girl who also happened to be the best, most normal offer in response to Zhang Hao’s roommate ad, who is now her very best friend, has never once climaxed at the hands of another person.

    As it turns out, Hanbin is far too polite to have told any of her exes that they couldn’t make her come. Zhang Hao, in the throes of pining, vows to change that.

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    But what is he supposed to say? Hi, it’s me, your cat, I was once human and now I am again because I love you and the thought of someone else getting to made me desperate enough to ask the gods? He couldn’t put that on Hanbin, not like this. Not when he knows the lonely life that had led his heart to Hanbin’s in the first place.

    Zhang Hao, a familiar for most of his life, makes a wish to be human again. Hanbin, village witch who never puts himself first, finds himself falling fast for the strange new man in town whose heart beats in time with his own.

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    Seok Yujin knows three things for absolute certain:

    1. He graduates high school in two weeks, 
    2. His nineteenth birthday is in a month and a half, and
    3. His dad has never told him who his other father is.

    (Or: Mamma Mia, here Matthew goes again.)

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    34,066
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    2/2
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    29
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    203
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    52
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    2,683
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    The biggest band you’ve never heard of—

    —first Korean act to be invited to join an American touring festival—

    —disbanded in 2010, citing internal conflict and the members’ struggles with their mental health—

    The biggest mystery of all may be what exactly happened to keyboardist, producer, and lyricist Min Yoongi. Once one of Bulletproof6’s brightest stars, the now 32-year-old’s SNS accounts have been dormant since the disbandment. Netizen conspiracies range from an unreported death, to repeated stints in rehab, to simply settling down outside of the public’s eye, possibly with the titular ‘you’ that inspired the group’s final album. Min had been hush-hush about his relationship status in the final year of Bulletproof6’s career—

     

    A decade after his worst summer, Yoongi carries on.

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    54
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    191
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    65
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    3,251
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    Jimin’s boyfriend (ex-boyfriend, thank you very much) is a creep. Hoseok is in love with a man who is very much in love with someone else.

    They could both use a holiday.

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    337
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    111
    Hits:
    5,988
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    “She’s into you.”

    “She’s wh—” Yoonji’s topless in Hoseok’s bedroom, which is funny because it’s been a long time since that’s happened and she definitely didn’t have boobs then, but not funny because he’s lounging in his bed all smug and Yoonji is not supposed to be talking to him about the girl she met while bra shopping. But she is, because he’s her best friend. But she is, because someone needs to know what happened with Taeyoung so she’s sure that she didn’t hallucinate it. “She’s not into me.”

    “No one offers to Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants a bra with a stranger without being into them.”

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    264
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    Hits:
    1,922
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    Not five seconds after Jimin knocks on the door, it swings open.

    Taeyoung blinks once, twice. Shakes their hair out of their face, says, “Yes, I still think you should marry Namjoo,” and shuts the door. No other words.

     

    (Or, five times Jimin and Namjoo drive their friends crazy, and one time they drive each other crazy.)

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    240
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    34
    Hits:
    2,191
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    “You know, if you think about it, using Valentine’s Day to catch up on laundry makes us proactive instead of losers.”

    “Who says we’re losers?”

     

    (It's Valentine’s Day. Jimin is trying not to acknowledge that fact.)

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    1,705
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    “You wish for the stars to follow you wherever you end up? Maybe the moon?”

    The giggle he draws out of Jeongguk is worth any amount of ridiculousness Taehyung spews from his lips. The kid who hung off his every word back when he still needed a step stool to see over the farm stand lives in that giggle.

    “The entire moon? Seems a little selfish of a request, doesn’t it, hyung?”

    “Nonsense,” insists Taehyung. “If you want it, it’s yours. I’ll throw a lasso, pull it down from the sky. Tell everyone it’s for Jeongguk only.”

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    Comments:
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    101
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    978
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    Truthfully, Jungha doesn’t actually care that much if their new neighbor is a recluse. Or she didn’t, until roughly the one month point when they still hadn’t shown their face, and now that her and Jimin’s apartment is filled with what heaven must smell like every night.

     

    (Or, sometimes all you and your wife need to spice up your relationship is to get a girlfriend.)

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    646
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    4,355
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    “Taehyungie, I think we have perfect kids. I think they were meant to be ours.”

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    Comments:
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    2,798
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    Taehyung can’t sleep. Neither can Jimin.

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    4,524
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    Maybe Jimin’s spent her life chasing some kind of mythical fate, rather than following her own instincts. And maybe those instincts are pulling her towards Namjoo, yes, but also towards herself. Towards a Jimin who’s learning who she is, bit by bit, more and more.

    Maybe serendipity has been less about finding someone else when she’d been least expecting it, and more about finding herself when she thought there was nothing left to find.
     

    (Or, Jimin breaks up with her boyfriend, stumbles upon a family of her own, and maybe falls in love along the way.)

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    1,080
    Bookmarks:
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    22,107
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    “We’d be a family,” Namjoon whispers without daring to open his eyes and see their faces. “You’re already family to me, but… we could be a family.”

    (Or, three times Soobin calls Yoongi and Jeongguk his dads, and one time Yoongi and Jeongguk call Soobin their son.)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    2,179
    Bookmarks:
    355
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    15,238
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    Today, Taehyung thinks as he sits up, stretching, ruffling his unruly bedhead, must be the day. Has to be. There’s no other cosmic reasoning to explain why he, Kim Taehyung, world’s biggest fan of sleeping in, is awake before eleven o’clock on a Saturday.

    Because today, Taehyung has decided, today is the day he finally tells Jimin he loves him.

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    Comments:
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    129
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    7,090
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    He really likes these people, Namjoon thinks with a start. Loves them, even, and that will make it so much worse when he and Jeongguk have to break up—

    Pretend to break up, that is.

     

    (Namjoon and Jeongguk are long-term fake boyfriends. It’s as bad of an idea as it sounds.)

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    1/1
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    435
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    15,350
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    “Park Jimin, volunteer.” Jimin takes his extended hand, smile growing into something wider, kinder, less teasing. “A very noble and high-powered job I’ve got, I’m sure.”

    Namjoon frowns. “But it is, though? We’re just a small rescue, we couldn’t get nearly as much done around here without the help of vol—”

    “I was joking,” says Jimin, a single eyebrow raised. He huffs a small laugh. “Nice to see that you’d defend my honor, though.”

    Namjoon, to his credit, only makes the tiniest noise of despair.

    (Namjoon works at a marine life rescue. Jimin, their newest volunteer, might be a shark in a human’s body.)

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    1,535
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    438
    Hits:
    10,712
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    With the hyungs enlisted and their own dates looming on the horizon, Jimin, Taehyung, and Jeongguk grapple with the loneliness of solo work, and the realization that maybe they aren't all that lonely, after all.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    44
    Kudos:
    642
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    244
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    7,492
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    “So I accidentally signed up for a couples’ event? I thought I was signing a petition, but it ended up being a charity event for couples to have a chance to dance together without prejudice, and now I am single and gay and can’t dance.”

    “Then just rescind your signup?” Yoongi suggests, drawling and matter-of-fact, at the same time that Seokjin murmurs, “But you’re always single and gay and unable to dance.”

    (Or: the one where Namjoon gets a fake boyfriend and a very real date at Pride.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,699
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    1,599
    Bookmarks:
    370
    Hits:
    11,791
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    Namjoon has come by the bakery more than a few times over the few weeks since they first met, with the flimsy excuse that their frankly very basic coffee is good enough to walk five minutes off of his usual path, but mostly to lean over the counter during slow hours and talk to whoever’s around before he has to either leave for work, pick his son up from school, or head home to start dinner. To flirt, really—he’s about as subtle as a summer storm with it, but Yoongi doesn’t mind it.

    Isn’t sure which of them he’s flirting with sometimes, or both, but likes it just the same.

     

    (In which Jeongguk loves easily, Yoongi loves quietly, and Namjoon is love embodied.)

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,901
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    127
    Kudos:
    3,248
    Bookmarks:
    1,009
    Hits:
    40,681

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