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tfw you try to fix your roommate’s mental health with your pussy by relationshipcrimes
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
18 Apr 2023
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Kaveh leaves to visit his mother in Fontaine and this is the start of Alhaitham’s problems, because Kaveh comes back with a distant look like he’s a mile underwater. He brings back a crate of beautiful sparkling wine, twelve bottles all packed together. He gives one to Alhaitham as a souvenir and then drinks the other eleven in two days.
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23 May 2025
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tfw you definitely totally absolutely have no residual feelings for your ex boyfriend by relationshipcrimes
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
25 Apr 2023
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Alhaitham accidentally ingests a truth serum. Coincidentally, also a metric ton of aphrodisiacs.
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23 May 2025
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Kaveh goes missing. Alhaitham, through rigorous experimentation, attempts to discern why this bothers him.
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22 May 2025
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the lonely and the self-sufficient by relationshipcrimes
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
12 Jul 2023
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Kaveh doesn’t like it when Alhaitham cooks for him. He seems to think that just because he’s living in Alhaitham’s home, Kaveh should be a good guest and do more than his fair share of house chores. Which Alhaitham thinks could be a great deal for the both of them, being a person who’d always hated cleaning his room as a child, but why does Kaveh have to complain about it at the same time? Why can’t Alhaitham just do the house chores if Kaveh is going to complain every time he puts something on the kitchen counter? Does Kaveh feel bad if Alhaitham does housework, or doesn’t he? “You know me,” says Alhaitham slowly, and looks up to see Kaveh tying an apron tight around the small of his waist. Kaveh looks back over his shoulder, as if to check that Alhaitham is watching. “I only do anything if it suits my interests,” says Alhaitham.
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21 May 2025
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kaveh receives four divine revelations from the universe and attempts to bankrupt himself a second time by relationshipcrimes
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
28 Apr 2024
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Or, Kaveh has a dream about a life he could have lived.
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20 May 2025
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kaveh and alhaitham contend with the root of all suffering and also have sex, or: kaveh's quest for ultimate happiness! by relationshipcrimes
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
28 May 2023
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In an attempt to lead a happier life, Kaveh resolves to get over his feelings for Alhaitham.
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18 May 2025
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tfw your homie will not let you kiss him goodnight by relationshipcrimes
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
19 Apr 2023
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Kaveh has never dated anyone who didn’t hurt him.
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17 May 2025
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Thousands of years ago, Alatus's old master removed his wings at the root. Now, whenever his wings begin to grow back, Xiao asks Zhongli to remove them all over again.
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15 May 2025
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Kaveh angrily shoves the last of his bagel down his throat, then cracks his knuckles and positions his keyboard out in front of him.
you, he types furiously into the small comment box, are exactly the reason why so many fanfic authors quit writing. lucky for you i don’t give a SHIT about your blockheaded, extremely unqualified opinion. thanks for adding to my already massive view count!!! be sure to subscribe to get notified when i post another work!
Then he presses post and slams his laptop closed.
Kaveh deals with his #1 internet hater, FlyingVulture: some rando who reads his Deshret x Nabu fanfiction and leaves comments about how bad his characterization is.
Meanwhile, he also deals with his #1 real life hater, Al-Haitham: his roommate.
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19 Apr 2025
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Kaveh inhales sharply and tightens his grip on the phone. “Listen, I don’t need your passive-aggressive bullshit when I already have to put up with your-”
“It’s not passive-aggressive. It’s just aggressive,” Alhaitham interrupts, his tone maddeningly even. “I suggest we meet tomorrow to rehearse. You’re free at four.”
“I’m free at four?” Kaveh bites back. “Thank you so much for checking my calendar for me. What would I do without your selfless dedication to micromanaging my time?”
“Struggle, I imagine,” replies Alhaitham.alhaitham and kaveh are studying violin at a prestigious conservatory, and they fucking hate each other.
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19 Apr 2025
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The child may be his master’s, but the child is Xiao’s mistake.
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18 Apr 2025
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AITA for allowing my broke friend to live in my house for discounted rent? by relationshipcrimes
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
18 May 2023
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If Reddit existed in Teyvat, here would be a post by throwaway account u/mirrors893282.
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17 Apr 2025
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the wronged party sleeps in the bed and the party in the wrong sleeps on the couch by relationshipcrimes
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
28 Jul 2023
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Kaveh and Alhaitham have a couple’s fight over literally nothing of consequence.
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17 Apr 2025
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Through quiet persistence; walls crumbled by Lacryimosa
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
02 Apr 2025
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It dawned into him, as evident as clear water: the man would be sensitive to physical contact. He was a loner, purposely never getting too close to people, avoiding anyone trying to reach for him. Yes, he was the type to never be openly affective with anyone, for who knows long — even longer than Ajaw knew him.
Ajaw found something new and amusing about Kinich at first, before falling hard.
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- Part 3 of a dragon and his human
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17 Apr 2025
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Come Break Down These Walls by Anonymous
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
09 Jul 2025
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Shouto’s a little fucked up. No (big deal).
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- 16/?
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08 Feb 2025
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Easy Street by StratsWrote, whiskeyandspite
Fandom Hazbin Hotel (Web Series), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
12 Jun 2021
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23 Jan 2025
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so the strings ensnare by plot_hole_ventilation
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
23 Jan 2022
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"I'm not going to hurt you," the god says, voice soft and melodious.
The words are too good to be true.
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In which Barbatos rescues Xiao from his master, and his true name is all too easy to use against him.
Day 1: Freedom | Power Imbalance
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- Part 1 of bound in gold and sky
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19 Dec 2024
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Venti's hobbies are wine, song, and lovemaking without admitting love; Zhongli wants Venti to stop waking him up in the middle of the night for sex; and Xiao thinks that he can solve their problems without solving his own.
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- Part 1 of three old men wearing baby clown shoes
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06 Jul 2023
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very sane and normal people by relationshipcrimes for shenyanigan
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
09 Oct 2022
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“Hey,” says Xiao. ”I’m going to ask you a question. You can’t ask me any questions back.”
“This seems like a fair and equal trade,” says Venti. “Sure!”
“If you’re in love with your therapist,” says Xiao, “you’re supposed to switch to a different one, right?”
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05 Jul 2023
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A Sliver of Silver by kavehcado (orphan_account)
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
02 May 2023
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Two former enemies walk into a bar.
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03 May 2023