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Fuck Migraines (But Also I Love My Boyfriend) by harthurts
Fandoms: Carmen Sandiego (Cartoon 2019)
22 Feb 2021
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Sometimes Carmen Sandiego doesn’t wholly ruin your mission, but she certainly does wholly ruin your day. And multiple days after that.
Mime Bomb is sick of his chronic migraines.
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John wakes up to darkness at every side, the distorted voice of a friend and the touch of something that doesn't feel real. It's not scary, until it is. John fights it, until he doesn't.
Aka: The Void gets John off because I have yet to see any fics where he gets railed by the impenetrable darkness.
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- Part 1 of Vee Anon's Smut
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Bookmarked by harthurts
05 Jul 2025
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i'm crazy. i'm crazy. i'm crazy i'm crazy i'm INSANE. i'm literally crazy
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Midgard Blues by need_more_meta
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies)
24 Jun 2020
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When the monster inside threatens to take over Loki, who better to offer comfort than someone else looking to escape a monster of his own?
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He looks up at James, dizzy and hopeful and terrified.
James’s voice is a rustle of the World Ash leaves. “C’mere.”
Sweet merciful Norns, and the wise waters of Mimir’s well, and everyone who is in charge of anything in all the realms, Loki prays in the stretch of the second that he spends suspended between what he knows and what he wants, when you judge him, remember: he did everything he could.
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What if Arthur’s sanity dropped during Bedrock, and John possessed Arthur's dick? Featuring special guest the booth entity
Baby’s first toxic yaoi be nice please and thank you
(Previously solidplinth, changed username)
Bookmarked by harthurts
27 Mar 2024
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soooo cute :(((((((((((((((( yes its porn idc . it’s really well written YAYYYYYYY but also the last paragraph made me go HEEM HEEM HEEM… arthur loves his big eldritch god
that took over parts of his body so muchghhhh :(( -
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“John, explain yourself before I lose my mind.”
“It's… your penis.”
“That is quite literally the last thing I expected you to say. What about my penis?”
“I – I think it's mine now.”
“Are you sure? Because I can still feel it. It's not numb like the hand and the foot.”
“You can feel it, too? Then we're–”
“Sharing, yes. Like our ears. Interesting.”
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Pork Belly Burnt Ends by A_Dude_Named_Mom, OctagonsRule
Fandoms: Spooky Month (Short Films - Sr Pelo)
31 Oct 2023
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Can you imagine if just one thing changed, say, a kid stayed home sick for Halloween, and as a result one nerd was spared his life and another had his life totally ruined? Because that's what we're here to explore my brothers in christ, the butterfly effect is a horrifying thing.
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- Part 1 of Pork Belly
Bookmarked by harthurts
17 Nov 2022
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i’m so normal ohhhh my god. this is so DELICIOUS