3 Works by hawksfromhandsaws
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Much Ado About Baggins by hawksfromhandsaws
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
18 May 2019
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Thorin is an Arnor police officer who is trying to take down the most corrupt man in the city- good ole Smaugikins (not that anyone calls him that to his face, mind, but the graffiti is getting pretty suggestive) when he is strongarmed (by a supposedly sick Dís) into attending his nephews' elementary school play. Though the play should surely be classified as torture, Thorin meets a delightful woman, Ms. Bella Baggins, the school librarian, and asks her out to dinner.
In step a meddlesome (as always) Gandalf, precocious children, Smaug, and an existentialist fake mountain. Things go downhill from there.Or: Thorin and Bella are adorable, the kids find their inner thespians, Bella loses a cardigan, and thieving abounds.
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A Cursed Legacy by hawksfromhandsaws
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
31 Oct 2015
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Long ago, the most successful pirate family established their power seat on the Lonely Island on the sleeping volcano of Erebor. The Lonely Island, and its trade city of Dale, was the center of all maritime and commerce trade in the north. King Thror had the largest treasury of gold and jewels in the Caribbean, and was both a savage pirate and savvy businessman. However, his family's wealth caught the attention of a man in the Mordor Trading Company, Commodore Smaug.
So Thorin, the dispossessed heir to the pirate kingdom, sets out with his loyal crew to retake Erebor. Only they find themselves in need of an experienced burglar. A burglar who has fooled polite society into believing she is the well behaved heiress. Lady Isabella Baggins has retired from the life of crime, and it will take an act of God, or more accurately, an act of her meddlesome Pirate Lord of a godfather to get her on this quest. -
Erebor Inc. by hawksfromhandsaws
Fandoms: The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types
23 Aug 2015
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Set in modern times, Thorin Oakenshield is the disgruntled heir to the banking conglomerate Erebor Inc that has been taken over by Mr. Smaug of DragonFire (We burn up the competition). He is in need of a code breaking burglar which he finds in the reluctant form of Beatrice Baggins. She agrees to this insane adventure as long as she can make snarky comments the whole way and be a general pain in his ass.
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