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Igarashi Katsumi's world falls apart on what was supposed to be a routine C-Rank mission. In the aftermath, he's assigned new teams, and it's getting harder and harder to hide the things he's always kept from prying eyes. There is something living under his skin, and he cannot ignore it any longer.
otherwise known as: i wanted to write about being a trans person in a society that does not accept you, as a reflection of my own experiences. and my brain decided it was Naruto OC time. so here we go. this does deal with heavy topics but the aim is a hopeful, happy ending for Katsumi. i watched I Saw the TV Glow recently and it shows, though. not romance focused, but there will be some minor romance w/ the main character kind of wayyy later. tags will be updated as needed. updates whenever.
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"Orochimaru is free, and Sasuke's in a fucking cage."
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Naruto doesn't want the arm Tsunade's cooked up for him. He can't stand the smell of meat. Every day brings new problems: food shortages, refugees, rising tensions between the nations. And of course...
He was supposed to save the world. He was supposed to be a hero.
How did things go so wrong?
Was it always like this?
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The scarred ninja sighed. "You couldn't have brought them by earlier?"
"No," Asuma-sensei said, and he was still smiling, "I wanted them to get the full Umino experience."
Ino shot a look to her left: Shikamaru's eyes were open wider than their usual droop. What the hell was the Umino experience, those eyes seemed to say.
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How to Succeed on Your Government-Mandated Language Test Without Really Trying by suspiciousflashlight
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07 Apr 2022
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Take the four-month PRO contract, Kakashi had said. It’ll be fun, Kakashi had said. Well—no, what had actually happened was that Kakashi had taken Sasuke out to a bar in downtown Gatineau, bought him two shots of tequila, and said, “Here’s the thing. PRO is hell and you’ll be more miserable than you’ve ever been in your life, but if you can tough it out then I can transfer you back to the NCR as a program officer no problem. I’m talking indeterminate position, salary bump, benefits, vacation, prospects for advancement, the whole package. Think on it, okay?”
And now here Sasuke was—back in the NCR, mildly scarred from four months working under Kabuto—only to find his apartment uninhabitable, his relationship moving faster than anticipated, his out-of-touch manager even more out-of-touch than he remembered, and the future of his brand new indeterminate-with-benefits-and-vacations position hinging on the achievement of a successful BBB on his language test. And his Excel sheets, left for four months in Naruto's incapable hands? Don't even get him started.
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For Guidance, Please See the Corporate Interpersonal Relationship Policy by suspiciousflashlight
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13 Aug 2019
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What Sasuke Uchiha wants is an indeterminate EC-02 Step 2 position with the Canada Mortgage and Housing Corporation that offers a decent salary, health benefits, paid vacation, and a manager who won't break all his Excel spreadsheets. What he gets is Naruto Uzumaki, an improbably attractive and unbearably annoying co-op student who eats way too much instant ramen and doesn't understand that "casual Friday" doesn't mean varsity sweatpants.
Official CBC Canada Reads Selection 2019, made possible by the generous support of the Canada Council for the Arts and the Ottawa Tourism Board.
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20 Sep 2025
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To have and to hold, 'til death do us part.
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