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Five times Patrick could have come out to his parents and 1 time he did
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I just- I… this documentary is French, is all.”
“Um, yes? It’s been on this entire time and you literally only just noticed that they’re not speaking English?”
“Yeah, no, I did notice earlier, I just… I just assumed you were watching this with subtitles on or something, but you’re not? I guess I just never knew that you knew French.”
Or: Patrick learns something new about his husband.
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“Come on, David. What’s something you’ve never done that you want to try?”
David rolls his eyes dramatically. “Let’s see, I’ve bathed in red wine at Yunessun Onsen, gotten high with the cast of One Tree Hill at the Teen Choice Awards, and been hogtied and flogged until the whole world was sensation. What more is there?” His tone is light and playful, that sparkle in his eye that says what he’s saying is true, but definitely intended to scandalise. “What about you, though? What haven’t you done that you want to?”
Patrick should have a charming, flirty-but-not-over-the-line answer. That’s how they go, this back and forth between them. Except, everything has been wiped out of his head by David’s words. “That thing you said. I’ve never done that.”
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07 Aug 2025
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The Wingmen are back for their first tour since 2012, and it’s probably your last chance to see iHeartRadio’s Throwback Song of the Year, “I’m Not Here (For Your Sister)” performed live. With the latest news about Sebastien Raine’s sudden departure from the once popular boy band, you might even be able to find a ticket to the sold-out shows, as long as you don’t mind that they’ve replaced Seb with some guy you’ve never heard of. (His name is Patrick Brewer, he plays guitar, and you really won’t mind, trust us). As if that wasn’t enough, rumors are also flying that Patrick may be taking over Sebastien’s place in the heart of the Wingmen’s most fashionable member, David Rose, after Wingnuts circulated photos of them sharing a steamy embrace. We’re still not convinced it’s love, but stay tuned for all the tour (and romance) updates.
OR a slow burn, fake dating but secretly in love musicians AU.
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11 Apr 2023
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Patrick likes a little pain. David helps him discover just how much.
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25 Jan 2022
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[spreadsheet] timey-wimey by SparklesMagicLightLove for hudders-and-hiddles (LeslieWrites)
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
08 Apr 2020
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An (attempted) interpretation of the Schitt's Creek timeline
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18 Dec 2021
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They’re cuddled up on the couch one Friday night about three weeks after David came home to a brand-new fucking machine on his living room floor. It’s David’s night to pick the movie but he’s having trouble concentrating on Netflix’s rom-com section long enough to decide which one he’s in the mood for. His eyes keep darting over to the small cabinet under the stairs. Or, more specifically, to what’s in the small cabinet under the stairs.
The fucking machine had gotten a lot of use in the weeks since Patrick brought it home. David might even venture to say he’s been a bit obsessed. Two nights ago, Patrick had put David on his knees, the machine slowly fucking his ass and then sat on the couch and turned on a baseball game. He stuck his soft cock in David’s mouth to ‘keep it warm’ and then proceeded to make David’s brain melt out of his ears by playing with the speed and pattern of the machine until David was panting and drooling and begging incoherently.
But there’s one thing they still haven’t done and, tonight, David can’t stop thinking about it.
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Alternate title: Fucking Machine 2: Electric BoogalooSeries
- Part 2 of Get Up I Feel Like Being A Sex Machine
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16 Aug 2021