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    “A deal. You pretend to be my boyfriend for a few weeks, show up at my house, escort me to social functions and such. Your overall person, manner and opinions should be enough to truly scandalise my parents. You will only need to be yourself, only less... charming.”
    Charles gave him a bright grin. “You think I’m charming?”
    Edwin ignored him. “And I will act all smitten with you. When they offer you the money to break up with me – and rest assured, throwing money at problems is their only way of handling anything – you will take it. I shall be horribly heartbroken to make them feel guilty and any subsequent romantic partner who is a bit more... mellow than you will be quite welcome.”
    Charles stared at him, unsure of how he could’ve ever thought of Edwin Payne as innocent. “Damn... you are a conniving little bastard, aren’t you?”

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    Charles Rowland's first impression of Edwin Payne can be summerized as privileged, rich and aloof – also incredibly pretty, but that’s besides the point. However, when Edwin presents him with a scheme to piss off his conservative parents and get some money out of them in the process, Charles can’t resist the siren call of causing mayham for some Tories.

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    “Where are you buried, do you’ve any idea?”

    “My body was never found,” he replies softly. “There is a memorial marker next to my parents’ graves, but my remains are not there.”

    The idea is so horrifying that it stuns Charles into silence for a couple seconds. “I didn’t know that. Why didn’t I know that?”

    Edwin’s shoulders tense. “The whole thing is bloody tragic enough as it is.”

    Grabbing his wrist, Charles begins marching them back in the direction of the pond they used to get here.

    Edwin doesn’t resist, but he does argue, because of course he does. “Charles, where are we going?”

    “St. Hilarion’s. We’ve got a new case, don’t we?”

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    08 Aug 2026

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    "You thought that our relationship was just, what, physical?" Charles manages, understanding beginning to dawn and horror along with it. "That I was using you to fuckin' satisfy myself until I could find someone I liked better?"

    Edwin shifts, kneading his fists together and avoiding Charles' gaze.

    "You make it sound as though it is such a terrible thing, Charles," he says stiffly yet with a distinct sincerity. "It is not. That I could provide any comfort to you at all is something I am deeply grateful for. I do not and have never required you to love me in the-in the way I love you."

    He meets Charles' eyes again, so terribly determined and kind. It makes Charles want to scream and hit something.

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    Or Edwin has been under the impression that his place as Charles' sexual/romantic partner is temporary. Charles disagrees.

    (psst, if you liked this, check out this list of fics that inspired it!)

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    An encounter with an enchanted puzzle box locks up most of Charles’ memories and leaves him thinking he and Edwin are in love. With a recipe from Tragic Mick for a potion to counteract the spell and strict instructions to go along with Charles' delusions, all Edwin has to do is keep up the ruse for three days. He can make it three days. Right?

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    07 Aug 2026

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    5 times someone noticed Edwin is pretty and acted on it + 1 time the someone is Charles.

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