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“A deal. You pretend to be my boyfriend for a few weeks, show up at my house, escort me to social functions and such. Your overall person, manner and opinions should be enough to truly scandalise my parents. You will only need to be yourself, only less... charming.”
Charles gave him a bright grin. “You think I’m charming?”
Edwin ignored him. “And I will act all smitten with you. When they offer you the money to break up with me – and rest assured, throwing money at problems is their only way of handling anything – you will take it. I shall be horribly heartbroken to make them feel guilty and any subsequent romantic partner who is a bit more... mellow than you will be quite welcome.”
Charles stared at him, unsure of how he could’ve ever thought of Edwin Payne as innocent. “Damn... you are a conniving little bastard, aren’t you?”-
Charles Rowland's first impression of Edwin Payne can be summerized as privileged, rich and aloof – also incredibly pretty, but that’s besides the point. However, when Edwin presents him with a scheme to piss off his conservative parents and get some money out of them in the process, Charles can’t resist the siren call of causing mayham for some Tories.
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“Where are you buried, do you’ve any idea?”
“My body was never found,” he replies softly. “There is a memorial marker next to my parents’ graves, but my remains are not there.”
The idea is so horrifying that it stuns Charles into silence for a couple seconds. “I didn’t know that. Why didn’t I know that?”
Edwin’s shoulders tense. “The whole thing is bloody tragic enough as it is.”
Grabbing his wrist, Charles begins marching them back in the direction of the pond they used to get here.
Edwin doesn’t resist, but he does argue, because of course he does. “Charles, where are we going?”
“St. Hilarion’s. We’ve got a new case, don’t we?”
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08 Aug 2026
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"You thought that our relationship was just, what, physical?" Charles manages, understanding beginning to dawn and horror along with it. "That I was using you to fuckin' satisfy myself until I could find someone I liked better?"
Edwin shifts, kneading his fists together and avoiding Charles' gaze.
"You make it sound as though it is such a terrible thing, Charles," he says stiffly yet with a distinct sincerity. "It is not. That I could provide any comfort to you at all is something I am deeply grateful for. I do not and have never required you to love me in the-in the way I love you."
He meets Charles' eyes again, so terribly determined and kind. It makes Charles want to scream and hit something.
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Or Edwin has been under the impression that his place as Charles' sexual/romantic partner is temporary. Charles disagrees.
(psst, if you liked this, check out this list of fics that inspired it!)
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08 Aug 2026
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An encounter with an enchanted puzzle box locks up most of Charles’ memories and leaves him thinking he and Edwin are in love. With a recipe from Tragic Mick for a potion to counteract the spell and strict instructions to go along with Charles' delusions, all Edwin has to do is keep up the ruse for three days. He can make it three days. Right?
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07 Aug 2026
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5 times someone noticed Edwin is pretty and acted on it + 1 time the someone is Charles.
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07 Aug 2026
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The future Ladybug stood in front of them, a serious expression on.
Alya stepped forward, her phone out, already recording and taking photos. Adrien wondered whether having evidence of the future was really the wisest thing (. . . but damn it, he wanted those photos).
Now if they could just make it safely back to their time, everything would be alright.
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AKA the one where everyone thinks Marinette is dating Chat Noir in the future, Alya is freaking out over all the hot superheroes, and Adrien wishes he knew what was going on.
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07 Aug 2026
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After she accidentally trips into Adrien and apologizes about "falling for him," Marinette learns that he's no match for cheesy pick-up lines--whether they were unintended or not. And while she finds it flattering that he turns into a flustered mess with only a few words, Marinette comes to regret making him uncomfortable. That is, until she learns he's Chat Noir. At which point the phrase "just deserts" becomes a permanent fixture in her everyday plans.
A story in which Adrien is flustered, Marinette is smooth as glass at dropping lines, and Chat Noir gets the romance he was always asking for--even if he doesn't quite know how to handle it.
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06 Aug 2026
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Adrien finds out midway through Oblivio that his assumption was wrong, and that Marinette is NOT his girlfriend. So he decides to do leave a message calling himself out for failing to properly appreciate the most incredible person he’s ever met.
Now, having been confronted with his mistakes, Adrien has realized that he has a lot to make up for—and a girl who needs to know exactly how much she means to him.
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06 Aug 2026
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Match Made in Heaven by ineffableillness
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
24 Sep 2024
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Mr. Fell had been living in the South Downs for a few years and made a wonderful impression on everyone. The only problem was his aloof “roommate” Crowley. Josie and her friends had decided to take it upon themselves to set Mr. Fell up with a real partner to live with, they just needed to get rid of Crowley.
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05 Aug 2026
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When a conversation around the campfire one night turns to the topic of dirty talk during sex, the knights proceed to try and outdo one another at it, yielding some truly hilarious attempts. Merlin's roped in after a fashion because the knights reckon it'd be golden to hear Merlin talking dirty, only Merlin turns out to have the filthiest mouth in their company, getting everyone squirming barely minutes into his session.
Arthur's more affected than he'd like to admit, and finds he can't stop thinking about it later even in the tent that he's sharing with Merlin...
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03 Aug 2026
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Arthur finds out Merlin's secret - and he does not react well.
Arthur snatched his sword up from the ground, rolled back onto his feet and lunged forward quickly to bring the point to Merlin's chest and keep him away. "Stay where you are," he said and Merlin stopped, his eyes going wide in panic.
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03 Aug 2026
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“What did you do now Merlin?”
“Got cursed.”
Merlin slumped into the room and fell onto the bench of the table across from Gaius, laying his head dramatically on a book of something or other Arthur didn’t bother to look too closely at.
“Cursed.” Gaius echoed, unimpressed.
“Cursed.” Merlin sighed back, like some kind of weepy maiden.
“He can’t lie,” Arthur supplied, walking further into the room and standing behind Merlin, pushing his head off the book roughly. Merlin squawked and glared at him before shaking his head and turning back to Gaius.
"It gets worse."
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03 Aug 2026
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Merlin is struck with a curse while he and the knights are out on patrol. He must confess his darkest secret or he will die. Arthur thinks he already knows what Merlin is gonna confess, trying to coax him into saying it, but what happens when what he's expecting isn't what comes out?
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“Damn it, Merlin, the witch said this curse would kill you if you didn’t confess! It’s one secret, just say it! I won’t care no matter how deep and dark it is, but I will care if my useless servant dies taking it to his grave!”
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03 Aug 2026
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Merlin for once doesn't listen to the dragon or Gaius and tells Morgana about his powers. This leads to nightly magic lessons in Morgana's chambers that have Arthur a tad jealous. Morgana soon decides to tell Arthur about her magic, and he's a bit scared, of her and for her, but he's working on it. He decides to be a good brother and learn more about magic in order to make Morgana feel accepted and understood. His terrible stumblings through the world of magic soon lead him to rumors of a man called Emrys. What happens when they finally meet each other and Emrys turns out to be unexpectedly flirty?
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31 Jul 2026
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He really didn't know what had come over him. The council was just being so damn annoying lately, pushing him to marry every eligible noble lady in the vicinity. Like any normal person, Arthur finally snapped. It all went downhill when he blurted out that Merlin was his husband in the middle of a council meeting. He can't marry those ladies if he's already married to Merlin, right?? All he and Merlin have to do is keep up the lie.
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31 Jul 2026
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House lasts less than a week after the new fellows start working for him before his need to scheme takes over. He wakes up and goes about his morning routine as per usual when he finds himself unable to take his ring off. In the metaphorical way, obviously. He stands there, staring at his bastard of a husband blow-drying his hair through the mirror, and something in him just refuses to take it off.
OR: round two of letting the team figure out who House is married to, with a Bunch of Morons 2.0
(Now a series of standalone fics set up in the same universe)
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- Part 2 of For About a Decade, Now
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24 Jul 2026
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"I hired a bunch of morons."
"I am working,” Wilson says, eyes still fixed on the report on his desk. House just stops to stare for a moment. Wilson’s right finger and thumb fidget with the ring on his left ring finger absentmindedly.OR: House realizes the team has no idea that he's been married for ten years. He sends them on a mission to find out the truth.
(Now a series of standalone fics set up in the same universe)
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- Part 1 of For About a Decade, Now
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24 Jul 2026
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Sign language became a favorite way to communicate between them. Wilson didn’t mind it, switching naturally between the two at a speed that sometimes visibly made House’s head spin, which only acted as an incentive for Wilson. He enjoyed feeling like the know-it-all for once, sometimes even having the opportunity to show House new signs he wasn’t familiar with, usually related to medical vocabulary. They used it more and more until it became only natural and they started favoring it over spoken English, sometimes opting to sign when they were home alone at House’s, watching television, or simply hanging out.
And then Julie left him.
OR: Wilson is native to both English and American Sign Language, House is confused about not being aware of the fact, and both are being idiots.
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through all the days out wandering by concertoforgashedneck
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
27 Jun 2024
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'Let them wait.'
a (not-so) brief moment in a certain vampire rockstar's dressing room before the show.
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24 Jul 2026
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5 Times House and Wilson Spent Christmas Together (and the one time they didn't) by a_bit_of_laurie
Fandoms: House M.D.
14 Jan 2023
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House and Wilson inevitably spend Christmas together over the years. They grow their relationship and try to find a way to keep each other alive. Their weird Christmas traditions go on year after year until one day, something changes.
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House and Wilson are stupid and in love. The holidays bring out more of who they are.
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23 Jul 2026