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This Old House by heyjupiter
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
18 Dec 2024
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Wade Wilson bought a "fixer upper" house, but never got around to fixing it up. And now that he's been diagnosed with cancer, he's absolutely not going to do any home improvements. And obviously Blind Al isn't going to fix anything around the place, either. So when Laura Kinney, a teen volunteer at the VA hospital, mentions that she and her handyman single dad Logan are being evicted from their rent-controlled apartment, Wade comes up with the perfect solution to (almost) all of their problems.
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It Feels Like Home by heyjupiter
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
04 Oct 2024
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"What the hell are you doing here?"
Wade turned around from the stove, revealing a "Kiss the Cook" apron over his T-shirt and jeans. "Hey, Peanut! It's great to see you too! Me and Blind Al have been so lonely since you moved out. And Mary Puppins misses you too, of course. I'll lick you for her."
Colossus regarded Logan solemnly and said, "Wade and I are preparing for the Bake Off."
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5 times Wade was invited to Xavier's School, and 1 time Logan was invited back to Wade's apartment.
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The Mating Habits of the Wolverine by heyjupiter
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse)
27 Aug 2024
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"Well, Logan was telling me that we should have a threesome."
"No, I wasn't--" Logan started, as the other two burst out laughing. Wade spit out ground beef, which didn't seem like it was the worst thing that had happened to the table.
"Oh, he is really fun to tease," Vanessa said.
"It's true, he's very poorly socialized," Wade said. "But cute. He has a lot in common with Mary Puppins, really."
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Five times Wade helped Logan with his bad dreams, and one time Logan helped Wade.
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Third Date, Third Wheel by heyjupiter
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse)
14 Aug 2024
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"Uh, what's the difference between pansexual and bisexual? Is pansexual the same as bisexual?"
"Why Logan! I'm so glad you asked. This is a question with a clear-cut, straight-forward answer and no one on the internet would possibly get mad at me for answering it!"
"Well, I mean…no one on the internet is here right now?"
"Suuuure they're not."
Recent series
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Citizens For a A Thanos-Free Universe by heyjupiter
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies)
14 Apr 2021
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It's a canon-divergent AU where everything in the MCU is the same except up until the very end of Thor Ragnarok, at which point, Bruce, Thor, and the rest of the Asgardians make it back to Earth safely without interference from Thanos. The Asgardians settle in Wakanda, and Bruce moves in to the Avengers compound in upstate New York. Hijinks, as they say, ensue.
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Made for This by heyjupiter
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
24 Jun 2020
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An Endgame canon divergent AU where Bruce does the final snap—Tony lives, but Hulk dies, leaving Bruce behind. Luckily, he has his family to help him pick up the pieces.
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- 2
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How Sweet It Is by heyjupiter
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
29 Jul 2019
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The post-first-Avengers-movie honeymoon period for Bruce, Pepper, and Tony's polyamorous relationship.
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- 15,886
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- 2
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- 12
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Day By Day by heyjupiter
Fandom: Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
27 Apr 2019
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A post-Iron Man 3-canon divergent series featuring Bruce and Tony's developing relationship.
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- 9,650
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- 2
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- 14
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When Things Start Getting Real by heyjupiter
Fandom: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy RPF, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), X-Men (Comicverse), X-Men (Original Timeline Movies), X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom
21 Apr 2019
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These works are not directly related to each other, but they are all related to reality television.
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- 43,277
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second nature to me now by Edgebug
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
12 Oct 2024
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"So," Wade says an hour or so later. "Hot gay DILFs are going missing from The Smokehouse and it's up to us to catch the DILFinator. The DILF crusher." He snaps his fingers. "The DILF Destroyer!"
Lines deepen between Logan's eyebrows. "The fuck is a DILF?"
"Dad I'd Like to Fuck," Wade chirps, "so, like, distressingly hot middle-aged men."
Logan blinks. "Oh."
(In which Logan and Wade are hired to catch a serial killer with very specific tastes.)
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- English
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- 36,800
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- 1/1
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- 264
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- 1,485
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- 11,552
Bookmarked by heyjupiter
12 Oct 2024
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its fucked up how there are like 1000 christmas songs but only one song about the boys being back in town by violet_pencil
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse)
31 Jul 2024
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Well, still, pretty good year.
Bookmarked by heyjupiter
29 Aug 2024
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Resilient by CharityLambkin
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies), The Incredible Hulk - All Media Types
26 Jul 2015
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Tony and Aldrich have built AIM from the ground up, but Extremis is proving tougher than either man expected. Then, one day, Aldrich buys a new test subject from the U.S. Army, and Tony's day gets a lot more interesting.
Bookmarked by heyjupiter
16 Aug 2024
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(mis)matched by checkmate (anathxmadevice)
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
01 Jun 2016
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When finding your soulmate by the age of thirty is taken for granted, those who never meet their other half are thrown together and left to face the stigma against Automatic Matching. Most people learn to deal with it, living under the radar in the knowledge that the alternative is worse.
Forced together by SHIELD, Bruce Banner and Tony Stark aren’t most people.
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- English
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- 72,230
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- 18/18
- Comments:
- 280
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- 17,784
Bookmarked by heyjupiter
26 Mar 2024
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Disaster Recovery by Mollyamory (Molly)
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
21 Jul 2022
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Bruce's life is just one catastrophe after another. He'd like it to stop, please.
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- English
- Words:
- 11,325
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
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- Kudos:
- 135
- Bookmarks:
- 26
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- 1,392
Bookmarked by heyjupiter
21 Jul 2022