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    “Oh, we’re on this again, are we? In the middle of my plight?”

    “Just telling the truth,” Phil shrugged. “I can hear you stressing in your mind, you know?”

    Dan shook his head, his eyes gleaming.

    “Right,” he said. “Except our fucking neighbours can probably hear it too, with how loud I’m projecting my misery.”

    Phil can read thoughts. Dan doesn't believe him.

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    15 Jan 2026

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    “I think Keith gets so overenthusiastic about free muffins in the breakroom that he makes half the floor join him in song. I’m frankly terrified of how he’s going to tackle something where his dick may be involved. In a sexy way, I mean,” Zach clarifies.

    “The point of gay chicken is that it’s not sexy,” Eugene reminds them. “It’s awkward as shit for everyone until one person decides it’s just too awkward to continue.”

    “And you think Keith will hit that level of awkward before you do?” Ned asks skeptically. “Okay, dude, you keep telling yourself that.”

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    13 Jan 2026

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    This was, like most of their more adventurous video ideas, all Ned’s fault.

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    13 Jan 2026

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    Shane Hollander is going to murder his agent.

    And he means that literally. Because his agent is the reason he’s currently wearing a hot mic during Hockey Night in Canada. Against the Ottawa Centaurs. Against Ilya.

    Ilya, who has no filter. Ilya, who thinks workplace professionalism is a hilarious suggestion for other people. Ilya, who has spent a decade perfecting the art of saying absolutely unhinged things to Shane on the ice, safe in the knowledge that nobody can hear him.

    Ilya, who definitely doesn’t know about the microphone.

    What follows is sixty minutes of Shane’s life flashing before his eyes while his secret boyfriend enthusiastically discusses their sex life, their broken furniture, and exactly what he wants to do to Shane after the game — all broadcast to millions of viewers.

    The problem? Shane can’t get a word in edgewise to warn him.

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    12 Jan 2026

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    It's been a long, wild week in Sea City with the Pikes, and Stacey and Mary Anne are taking an evening off at the boardwalk. The light is golden, the air is warm, and for a moment, Mary Anne feels like they understand each other.

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    10 Jan 2026