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“My lovely darling. Why do you look down upon being mine? Think of it.” His lips hover over hers. “I will never leave you. I’ll cherish you forever, every single day.” He kisses the corner of her mouth, and his rosemary and bergamot scent amplified. It muddles her senses. “I will pamper you, my sweet thing. You wouldn’t need to lift a finger. Only to open your mouth.” He kisses her again, “for blood.” Another kiss. “Wine.” Another kiss, deeper this time. “And for my cock.”
My take on if Astarion ascended, and if Tav can fight the temptation of the one thing she always wanted: eternal devotion.
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The Last Bounty by honeybummer
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types
27 May 2026
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“She’s wanted for espionage,” Greef explained. "Caught passing information to Moff Gideon's operatives."
Memories of their encounter resurfaced. How Mando had often thought about her, wondering why she was so prepared for a fight in that brothel.
“She’s been trying to disappear,” Greef said. “Elusive, but I know you’ll catch her.”
Mando agreed, knowing he wanted nothing more than to get his hands on her. If she worked with Gideon, then she was the very person he needed to interrogate. And then he would finally be done with bounty hunting.
The Mandalorian takes on one last bounty---just one more, and then he can keep Grogu safe.
He doesn't expect to fall in love with a woman working for his worst enemy.- Language:
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Wyll’s lantern swung closer. Tav could see the gleam of his boots through the underbrush. He was only steps away.
“Do you think he’d be angry, pet?” Astarion mused. “If he found you like this? Would he be heartbroken? Or simply humiliated?”
Of course he wouldn't let her answer. He covered her mouth with one hand, the other pressing her down.
She clenched her jaw, wanting not to tremble beneath him. She should’ve been ashamed. But gods, it was hard to think when Astarion was like this—when he made her feel so alive.
His mouth grazed the back of her shoulder, then up her neck. “Should I bite your scruff while I fuck you in front of your boyfriend? Like a wild beast?”
Astarion thinks seducing her will save him. Only, he isn’t as untouchable as he pretends, and she isn’t as innocent as he thinks—she has secrets sharp enough to cut them both open.
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- Part 2 of Litanies of Ruin
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“I love Tavitha,” Gale went on. “More than anything. And I know she loves me.” A pause. “But I also know… she doesn’t sound the way she did with you.”
Astarion blinked. Then, a smirk, crooked and knowing. “Ah. I see.”
“You pleased her. In ways I haven’t. And I want to learn. I’m a scholar,” Gale said. “I’ve spent my life in pursuit of knowledge. Why should this be any different?”
“You want me to teach you how to fuck your girlfriend,” Astarion said flatly.
“To please her,” Gale corrected. “To understand her. If that means watching you two… then yes. Teach me.”
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Astarion’s hand ghosted along Gale’s bicep, moving to his shoulder. “I’ve been told I have no game tonight. I simply must defend myself.”
“Must you?”
Astarion smiled. “I must.” Snow swirled outside the office windows, reminding Tav others were partying downstairs. So, why couldn't they party stuck in the office?
“We have a project to finish. Come up with a grand plan, and then perhaps I’ll indulge you.”
“Just one kiss. For inspiration.”
Gale turned to face Astarion. Tav was expecting him to snap or push Astarion away. Instead, his eyes dropped to Astarion’s lips.
“There he is. I knew you couldn’t resist—” Astarion didn’t finish the sentence. Because Gale cupped the side of Astarion’s neck, and kissed him.
A modern AU where Gale, Astarion, and Tav fail to impress Withers, their boss. They must work overnight to deliver a project on time. Everyone else in the office is down at the Christmas party. Astarion steals spiked eggnog. Debauchery ensues.
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Mystery Work
Part of DBGlow WIP Vault
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
Bookmarked by honeybummer
11 May 2025
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To the world, Hermione Granger is dead.
To the Order, she is their strongest weapon.
To herself, she is a shell of the girl she once knew.
To Grand Inquisitor Draco Malfoy, she is Rose Turner—his children’s new governess.
When Astoria Malfoy dies, an opportunity arises for the Order to get close to Voldemort’s inner circle. Using her expertly honed skills as a Master Legilimens, Hermione infiltrates Malfoy Manor as a governess and works to locate the last remaining Horcruxes, no matter the cost.
A Voldemort wins AU inspired by Jane Eyre and The Sound of Music
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Bookmarked by honeybummer
04 Jan 2025
