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    “Of all the dead relative’s houses sorely in need of repair in all the middle of nowhere towns in all of the world, he had to walk into mine,” Darcy thought to herself.

    Bucky is assigned bodyguard duty to a SWORD consultant astrophysicist that really doesn’t need a security detail, but she does need a handyman.

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    02 May 2026

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    They were not the same after the elevator, there had been a shift, though Tony and Ziva did not know just how big a shift they would feel; little can prepare them for an addition to their entirely unofficial relationship. The earth certainly did move and its only goal was to attach them forever, whether they were ready for it or not.

    *Some canon divergence/Multi-Chapter*

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    16 Mar 2026

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    A canon divergence AU starting the summer before fourth year where Peter Pettigrew is arrested and sent to Azkaban and Sirius cleared at the end of Prisoner of Azkaban.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    14 Feb 2026

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    On a dark night long ago, Sirius Black took a wrong turn and never found Peter Pettigrew. Instead of Azkaban, Sirius settled down in Little Whinging to keep an eye on his godson, and hired Remus Lupin to run his bookshop for him. Then one day when Harry was eight, Sirius found out how the Dursleys treated him, and stole him away.

    Stealing Harry is an alternate universe version of Harry Potter's life before his time at Hogwarts. It is the story of Harry's family: Sirius and Remus, Ted and Andromeda, Nymphadora, Neville Longbottom, and even Severus Snape, all banded together against a newly powerful Peter Pettigrew who is still searching for a way to resurrect Voldemort.

    Laocoon's Children follows Harry through his time at Hogwarts as he develops a very different group of friends: Hufflepuff Draco Malfoy, Ravenclaw Padma Patil, and Gryffindor Neville Longbottom, strange companions for a Harry who was sorted into Slytherin -- the house of his beloved Professor Snape.

    This universe ends in Harry's third year, and is partially incomplete. As it is not likely to be finished, the last story in the series is a group of notes I made on where the story would have gone and how it would have ended.

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    10 Feb 2026