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Everything is orange-red. It’s how time passes; it’s who Eddie is. Orange slices on Abuela’s back porch. A ketchup stain on the orange checkered table cloth, Adriana’s guilty face, Mama’s annoyed one. Clean that up, won’t you? Mama tells Eddie, irritated: she’s tired, she’s annoyed, she’s always right. Eddie wipes up ketchup stains and bloody noses but can’t stop himself from bleeding out, little by little.
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Eddie is bleeding out. She dreams.
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23 May 2026
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Eddie huffed out a laugh. "I appreciate the concern, but I think I'd be able to handle myself against Craig, the fifty-four year old business rep who smells like ham." He said, taking a big bite of his cookie.
Hen chuckled, shaking her head. "No, I just mean, like—the Uber thing as a whole, I guess. With that ass, you could've just slapped on a pair of panties and took a couple pictures, and boom, you'd make five hundred in, I don't know, probably an hour?"
Eddie choked on his snickerdoodle.
Huh??
"Hmfp??" Eddie tried to speak through the mouthful of crumbs he had, though with the way his eyes had widened, staring at Hen as he sat stock-still, it was clear she had taken him off guard.
And she really, really had. Panties? What was she even suggesting?
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Buck walks into Eddie trying on panties for the first time. They both act normal about it.
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19 May 2026
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"That is. Okay. Where do I start." Pushing off the counter — hands need to be free for this. "Number one. That is not how being secure in your sexuality works. Number two. That is the opposite of how it works. Number three. Most straight men who are secure in their sexuality do not, as a method of confirming this, seek out gay sex. That is— Eddie, that is gay. The thing you are describing is gay. The act of doing it is gay. There is no version of this where you end up more straight at the other end."
Eddie scoffs. "You don't know that."
"I do know that."
"You don't."
"Eddie, I am bi. I have personally conducted this experiment. The results are in."
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Eddie asks Buck to fuck him to prove he's straight. Things go about as well as you'd think.Series
- Part 1 of veni, vidi, vici
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18 May 2026
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“Apparently that’s a family trait. I’ve seen your dad house a sweet potato the size of his skull at a steakhouse,” Buck says.
“Buy him one tonight and stick the ring in it,” Chris suggests slyly, taking a big squishy peanut-buttery bite of his English muffin immediately after as Buck sputters in response.
Ruby seizes the opportunity to snatch the food packet from him completely, retreating toward the back of the high chair and clutching it in both fists while giving him the baleful Diaz glare like she’s just daring him to take it back. She has two teeth and she will use them. Buck grins at her. “It’s all yours, baby Squash. You can eat it,” he promises then he shoots a glare at Chris.
“What? He’s gonna say yes,” Chris says, rolling his eyes. “He’s obsessed with you. We talked about it before we moved in here.”
“You two talked about him marrying me?” Buck says slowly.
“Duh. Like I said. He’s obsessed with you. So lock it down. I only want to move again when we have to because you guys keep having more babies,” Chris says.
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buck, brain melting out of his skull from the heatwave and horniness, has a two track mind. fuck eddie and then ask him to marry him
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- Part 2 of shapeshifter
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16 May 2026
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“I’ve never had one done, you know,” Eddie says, walking in step with Buck toward the voice still shouting about body shots.
“Never?” Buck’s eyes are full of disbelief. “You’ve never done a-a body shot?”
“Man, I’ve done one,” Eddie says, dipping his head down and mimicking licking a line of salt from someone’s skin. “But I haven’t had one done to me.” This time, he gestures down his stomach.
Nobody has ever done a body shot off of Eddie. Buck remedies that.
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04 May 2026