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What could Zim be planning that has him so calm' While in a bad mood, Dib stumbles upon Zim doodling in the library. ZaDr, pointless Fluff. —Originally Published: Dec 3, 2009 on Fanfiction.net
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The Other ZADR by iWasATeenager (iDontHaveACleverQuip)
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Invader Zim
16 Oct 2025
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This story is Fail of horribleness. But at least i finally finished it. Crossover of DP and IZ. Includes wiki cat info and mpreg. —Originally Published: 4, Mar 11, 2009 on Fanfiction.net
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- English
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- 1,028
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I was bored. This is about Gir if that tells you anything. This is also really short. —Originally Published: Jul 31, 2008 on Fanfiction.net
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Rasputin by PonderingPrinces (iDontHaveACleverQuip)
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005)
15 Oct 2025
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Zuko needs a break from meetings, oh wait, did his luck just change?
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- 666
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- 5
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Part One:
With his seemingly endless knowledge and brilliant scientific genius, Professor Membrane has risen to a seat of great power on Earth. No science is forbidden to him, not even human experimentation.But what exactly is the Professor's goal? Why so many tests on the boy the public knows only as his son? And since when are aliens part of this whole ordeal? There are many questions and Dib isn't sure he'll ever have the answers he needs.
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Dib was created to be Professor Membrane's new host. However, Dib can't stand the way his 'Father' runs the world. Now, with the help of his brother, the Irken Zim, can he escape his own fate and save Zim from his?An Alternate Universe Comic. If you liked Invader Zim, This story IS NOT THAT! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
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Three weeks since you beat the game. Three weeks since John opened the door to Earth C.
Three weeks since you won.
But it sure didn't feel like a victory.
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- English
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- 666
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Headlock by PonderingPrinces (iDontHaveACleverQuip)
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005)
08 Oct 2025
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There is no war in Ba Sing Se. Who would ever think there was a war in the first place?
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- English
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- 666
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- 3
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Stray Italian Greyhound by PonderingPrinces (iDontHaveACleverQuip)
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005)
07 Oct 2025
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Jet is determined to get a date, Zuko is resistant
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Happy Again (Or Maybe for the First Time) by iDontHaveACleverQuip
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters: Ultra Sun & Ultra Moon | Pokemon Ultra Sun & Ultra Moon Versions, Pocket Monsters: Diamond & Pearl & Platinum | Pokemon Diamond Pearl Platinum Versions, Pocket Monsters: Sun & Moon | Pokemon Sun & Moon Versions
17 Apr 2025
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Cyrus is full of regrets, but after deciding to stay in Alola, an unexpected fall may very well land him exactly where he was meant to be all along.
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Adventures of Guzma & the 'Cave Troll' by iDontHaveACleverQuip
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters: Sun & Moon | Pokemon Sun & Moon Versions, Pocket Monsters: Diamond & Pearl & Platinum | Pokemon Diamond Pearl Platinum Versions, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Anime)
16 Apr 2025
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Guzma plunges himself headfirst into chilly Sinnoh in the hopes of meeting a Legendary Bug-Type, only to find himself trapped in the Region with a one-way plane ticket! Stuck together with an emotionally stunted cave dweller named Cyrus, Guzma battles his way across Sinnoh making friends, gaining fans, and finding much more than he bargained for.
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- Part 1 of Adventures of the Cave Troll & Ultra Man
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We're All Tired Here by iDontHaveACleverQuip
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Jun 2024
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Crowley doesn't want to sleep without his angel.
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Deleted Scenes and Cave Scraps by iDontHaveACleverQuip
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters: Sun & Moon | Pokemon Sun & Moon Versions, Pocket Monsters: Diamond & Pearl & Platinum | Pokemon Diamond Pearl Platinum Versions
08 Apr 2024
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A collection of scene clips and even full chapters that didn't quite make the cut for the Cave Troll series. These are considered non-canon to the main story line. Check chapter summaries for what each scene is about, and notes for details on why the scene was cut.
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- Part 1 of Cave Troll & Ultra Man - bonus content
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Take My [Jacket] by iDontHaveACleverQuip
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series)
11 Mar 2024
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It’s cold outside, here, take my coat
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- Part 15 of HarlockShipping Themes Challenge
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Hibernation Feast by iDontHaveACleverQuip
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Jan 2024
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Crowley eats alone, Aziraphale finds out why
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Similar to the poem 'Two Can Keep a Secret'. Dib has Zim cornered and is ready to strike the final blow, When suddenly he...Confesses? ZADR, Character Death. IZ belongs to JV —Originally Published: Feb 11, 2009 on Fanfiction.net
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- English
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- 1,996
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- 1/1
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- 8
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Vlad's a Pimp by iWasATeenager (iDontHaveACleverQuip)
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Invader Zim, Xiaolin Showdown (Cartoon)
04 Mar 2023
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Okay one of my horrible crack crossovers. This story contains the characters.. Danny Fenton, Vlad Masters, Dib, Mr. Dwiky, and Chase Young. Please enjoy XD —Originally Published: Oct 17, 2008 on Fanfiction.net
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- English
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- 505
- Chapters:
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[Berry] Pickin' by iDontHaveACleverQuip
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters: Sun & Moon | Pokemon Sun & Moon Versions, Pocket Monsters: Diamond & Pearl & Platinum | Pokemon Diamond Pearl Platinum Versions
25 Feb 2023
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The boys pick berries for Poffin making
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- Part 14 of HarlockShipping Themes Challenge
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[Wedded] Bliss by iDontHaveACleverQuip
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters: Diamond & Pearl & Platinum | Pokemon Diamond Pearl Platinum Versions, Pocket Monsters: Sun & Moon | Pokemon Sun & Moon Versions, Pocket Monsters: Ultra Sun & Ultra Moon | Pokemon Ultra Sun & Ultra Moon Versions
17 Feb 2023
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Guzma and Cyrus are finally married!
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- Part 13 of HarlockShipping Themes Challenge
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Always the Villains by iWasATeenager (iDontHaveACleverQuip)
Fandoms: Invader Zim, Xiaolin Showdown (Cartoon)
04 Feb 2023
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Dib and Jack are on their way home from a blind date when Zim shows up. —Originally Published: Sept 26, 2008 on Fanfiction.net
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[Kiss] and Confess by iDontHaveACleverQuip
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters: Sun & Moon | Pokemon Sun & Moon Versions, Pocket Monsters: Ultra Sun & Ultra Moon | Pokemon Ultra Sun & Ultra Moon Versions, Pocket Monsters: Diamond & Pearl & Platinum | Pokemon Diamond Pearl Platinum Versions
25 Jan 2023
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Cyrus admits his feelings (Shocking, I know)
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- Part 12 of HarlockShipping Themes Challenge