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Part One:
With his seemingly endless knowledge and brilliant scientific genius, Professor Membrane has risen to a seat of great power on Earth. No science is forbidden to him, not even human experimentation.But what exactly is the Professor's goal? Why so many tests on the boy the public knows only as his son? And since when are aliens part of this whole ordeal? There are many questions and Dib isn't sure he'll ever have the answers he needs.
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Dib was created to be Professor Membrane's new host. However, Dib can't stand the way his 'Father' runs the world. Now, with the help of his brother, the Irken Zim, can he escape his own fate and save Zim from his?An Alternate Universe Comic. If you liked Invader Zim, This story IS NOT THAT! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
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Three weeks since you beat the game. Three weeks since John opened the door to Earth C.
Three weeks since you won.
But it sure didn't feel like a victory.
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Headlock by PonderingPrinces (iDontHaveACleverQuip)
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005)
08 Oct 2025
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There is no war in Ba Sing Se. Who would ever think there was a war in the first place?
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Stray Italian Greyhound by PonderingPrinces (iDontHaveACleverQuip)
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005)
07 Oct 2025
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Jet is determined to get a date, Zuko is resistant
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Happy Again (Or Maybe for the First Time) by iDontHaveACleverQuip
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters: Ultra Sun & Ultra Moon | Pokemon Ultra Sun & Ultra Moon Versions, Pocket Monsters: Diamond & Pearl & Platinum | Pokemon Diamond Pearl Platinum Versions, Pocket Monsters: Sun & Moon | Pokemon Sun & Moon Versions
17 Apr 2025
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Cyrus is full of regrets, but after deciding to stay in Alola, an unexpected fall may very well land him exactly where he was meant to be all along.
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IWG 2020 Holidays by collabs_georg (crackfics_georg), J_Anthony, JoyfulOmens (iDontHaveACleverQuip), Katieof0z, Latter_alice, Mnemosign26, soleo_lion, Splashattack, Yutasbutterfly
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Mar 2020
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2020 Series of Holiday Good Omens fic collabs from the Ineffable Writers Guild
Fics in this series are standalone and do not need to be read in any order
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HarlockShipping Themes Challenge by iDontHaveACleverQuip
Fandom: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters: Diamond & Pearl & Platinum | Pokemon Diamond Pearl Platinum Versions, Pocket Monsters: Sun & Moon | Pokemon Sun & Moon Versions, Pocket Monsters: Ultra Sun & Ultra Moon | Pokemon Ultra Sun & Ultra Moon Versions
11 Mar 2024
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Harlock Oneshots based on themes collected on Discord.
Fics are independent of each other, no need to read them in any order.
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Adventures of the Cave Troll & Ultra Man by iDontHaveACleverQuip
Fandom: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Anime), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters: Diamond & Pearl & Platinum | Pokemon Diamond Pearl Platinum Versions, Pocket Monsters: Sun & Moon | Pokemon Sun & Moon Versions
16 Apr 2025
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A slow burn series about the many Adventures of Guzma and Cyrus!
Stories are chronological and may not make much sense out of order!
Join our Discord or Forum to chat about these dorks!You can also find additional Bonus Content to this series!
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Cave Troll & Ultra Man - bonus content by iDontHaveACleverQuip
Fandom: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters: Diamond & Pearl & Platinum | Pokemon Diamond Pearl Platinum Versions, Pocket Monsters: Sun & Moon | Pokemon Sun & Moon Versions
08 Apr 2024
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Deleted Scenes and Canon-based asides from Cave Troll & Ultra Man that did not fit into the actual story of our boys! It's BONUS CONTENT Y'ALL!
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Who Needs Trials by iDontHaveACleverQuip, OkFandom (iDontHaveACleverQuip)
Fandom: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters: Sun & Moon | Pokemon Sun & Moon Versions
12 Sep 2021
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The Alolan Trials might be hot shit for parents and trainers alike, but as far as Guzma's concerned, Who Needs Trials when he's got Team Skull?
Series of Oneshots depicting the typical Team Skull Antics and GuzDad trying to keep his self-made family going.
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One Hundred Years ago Firelord Sozin declared war against the other nations, and when the people looked for the Avatar to fight for order; he vanished. Until now no one knew whether the past Avatar was dead, alive, or surviving through the element cycle, while Crown Prince Zuko may not want to, he’s the Avatar and he’ll have to fight against his family, his nation, and his own being in order to create peace in the world.
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“Why are you talking to me? I’m being an asshole on purpose, you know.”
“I don’t think anyone is capable of overlooking how much of an asshole you are, rest assured.” Dave begins walking. Karkat follows beside him. “It’s not complicated, man. I just saw this grumpy ass troll going to school in Houston fucking Texas – it was like seeing mothman at the local mall.”
“…. What?”
“You know. Texas. Notorious for being the brightest and hottest fucking oven in the south. It’s not exactly the zion of troll paradise. It is the zion of evangelism, though. Most people don’t give a shit about trolls these days, but if anyone still did they’d definitely live here. Or, like, Kentucky, probably.”
“… What the fuck is mothman?”
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AU where troll refugees are sent to Earth to escape the turmoil of a species undergoing social reform. Karkat is one of said refugees and, tragically, that means he has to deal with human high school, which is only marginally better than being killed on his home planet.
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- Part 2 of Lita's Unrelated Davekat Fics
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You didn't realize how much weight he'd actually gained. Of course, you know, it really was kind of obvious, with it all centering in a big awkward lump in his belly, but you didn't pay it much attention.
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Based on the textpost by Tumblr user @salytierra, who posed the idea of a Zukki fic where Hakoda doesn't know who is dating Sokka - until he sees Zuko and Suki kissing. Whichever one of them it is that’s dating Sokka, they're cheating on his son.
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The one where Hakoda is a protective father who doesn't know what's going on, gets angry at the Fire Lord, and then realizes he really should have figured their relationship out much earlier than this.- Language:
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Bookmarked by PonderingPrinces (iDontHaveACleverQuip)
11 Oct 2025
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Aang comes back from the Sun Warrior ruins with a strange boy. Katara is suspicious.
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- Part 8 of Zutara Month 2025
Bookmarked by iDontHaveACleverQuip
11 Oct 2025