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“Well, at least I didn’t forget about the algebra homework last week and say my dog ate it! Seriously, what a cliché excuse!”
“That was you, dumbass.” MJ deadpanned, placing a red six in the center on top of Abe’s red four.
“You don’t even have a dog, Peter,” Cindy said disapprovingly.
"Wait, when did MJ get an Uno?" Flash looked up.
Peter screamed into a nearby pillow.
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Peter Parker plays Uno and gets kidnapped by ninjas, plus other shenanigans.
Or: Peter Parker is a chaotic mess.
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“So, about that weather,” Brock starts and then immediately stops as Bea side-eyes him hard enough that he manages to shut up for a whole thirty seconds. “Do you like dogs?” He starts again, “Or maybe cats? I personally like dogs but—”
“Shut. Up.” Bea glared at him.
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When Brock Ali wakes up alone with a cryptic message telling him not to go looking for the cause, he ignores it completely. Joined by his newly found accomplice Bea Roots they must find a way to set the world back in balance, and if they have to time-travel to do it, they will.
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"Did you really think you were going to win? You? Against me? Please, Tubbo, be sensible."
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Tubbo has been working for Schlatt as long as he can remember, and it's only now that he realizes they might not be doing as much for the "greater good" as they made it out to be.
ABANDONED.
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mama i'm chasing a ghost by cateyam
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics)
24 Aug 2025
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“If I tell you to drop it, will you?”
Tim doesn't answer right away— but Dick already knew he wouldn't. He never did.
“...No,” Tim says finally, meeting Dick’s gaze without flinching. “You don’t get to disappear on us for a year, come back, pretend everything is fine and then expect me to just let it go. That’s not how it works.”
“He’s right you know,” the kid says unhelpfully. Why won’t he just shut up? Why is he always here?
Dick’s lip twitch.
“Tim…” Dick starts, but the warning in his voice doesn't carry much weight. He’s too tired. He’s been too tired for months. Maybe years. “Some things are better left alone.”
“Not when they’re eating you alive.” Tim’s voice drops, softer now, no less firm. “We’re not blind, you know. Jason won’t admit it but he worries. Damian keeps asking why you don't come by anymore. Even Babs—”
“Stop.” Dick’s voice comes out sharper than he means, and Tim flinches. Just barely, but enough for Dick to notice it and feel bad. He scrubs a hand over his face, exhaling hard. “The truth hurts worse than you think. And I’m not gonna put that on you.”
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Dick's not doing good after Spyral.
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mongrels who ain't got a penny by stillateenageabomination
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
04 Dec 2025
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"Jeez, you're morbid." When the kid just bared his teeth in what could be generously described as a grin, if one were to squint and generally have the vision quality of a mole, Jason turned back to the rapidly paling Tim. "You want to sweep the place for signs of Nightwing while I wrap things up with junior over here?"
"Junior," the kid scoffed, which was real fucking rich for someone who was an inch or two from being strictly categorized as fun-sized. "Fuck off."
"Hey, watch your mouth. Kids who don't know times tables aren't allowed to swear."
"I can multiply just fine, jackass."
"Hood," Tim cut in, voice squeaky like it'd been squeezed-compressed-squashed ten times over. "I don't need to keep looking for Dick. He's right there."
or, who would've thought that a de-aged Dick would be really angry, really annoying, and really attached to Jason?
(Bruce. Bruce would've thought. This might be his worst nightmare, actually.)
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Amazing characterization. I love tiny menace dick 😭 I reread this constantly
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Five materialized near Luther, but before he could jump away again, Luther snagged him around the waist and hoisted him off the ground.
Five let out a shriek of fury and began struggling against his captor like a man possessed. “Let go!” he screamed. “I have to find him! I have to make it stop! I have to kill him he needs to die letmego!”
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Even after Big Five is sent to 2019, back in the '60s, Five's paradox psychosis symptoms aren't going away, leaving the Hargeeves (plus one Raymond Chestnut) with some damage control to do.Otherwise known as,
The Unfortunate Lingering Effects of Paradox Psychosis on Number Five Hargreeves
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No Time, No Time, Dear Brother O’ Mine by I_Logophile
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
01 Aug 2021
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At Gimbel Brothers department store, Five’s injury is a bit more serious than a simple bullet graze. Not that it matters to him.
That is, until the police show up while he’s trying to leave, and Five finds himself remembering things he’d rather forget.
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There’s something going on with his brother. That much is very clear to Diego.Why else is Five at a crime scene? Why else is he attacking the people trying to help him? Why else is he going around ranting about time?
There’s something going on with his brother. And Diego is going to find out what.
He just has to get Five some medical attention first.
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See You At Your Worst by wildsofmarch for withthekeyisking
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Nightwing (Comics)
07 Aug 2022
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Dick has only been a mob enforcer for six months, but delivering a shipment of guns to an up-and-coming crime lord in Gotham should have been easy. All he needs to do is win the man's trust and secure him as a repeat customer.
Unfortunately, the Red Hood is not impressed with him.
