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A Shot in the Dark by Silver_pup
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types
24 Jan 2023
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When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.
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10 Oct 2025
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Of All the Tales In Arda by I_TheFeatherQuill_I
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
04 Feb 2024
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“Are you absolutely sure you saw a halfling?” Thorin demanded.
Kili paused as he looked at his uncle. For the first time, he almost thought he saw some hope in those dark blue eyes. His smile softened, he knew how important this was to his family, and to his people. Finding a hobbit was the only redemption for the dwarrow of Erebor, especially for the line of Durin.
He took his uncle's calloused hand and said, “I swear it uncle. At least one hobbit still lives.”
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Of all the tales in Arda, there was none so tragic as the history of hobbits.
Bilbo lived a peaceful life hiding in the Shire. It was quiet, safe, and a little bit lonely. Though loneliness was a small price to pay if it meant keeping his existence a secret. After all, getting captured by the savage dwarves of Erebor meant certain death. At least that's what the stories his mother used to tell him warned.
Never trust a dwarf.
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18 Sep 2025
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“I never did share a dance with you.”
Starlight crept through layers of forest, faintly illuminating the wilted greenery and soil they’d camped on for the evening. The wilderness remained utterly still – the quiet of momentary peace, rather than the silent approach of danger. A rare glimpse of calm in the eye of their quest.
“Pardon?"
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15 Sep 2025