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Harry and Severus accidentally attend the same speed dating event.
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Harry and Severus are forced to help chaperone the annual Muggle Studies camping trip.
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12 Nov 2025
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Harry and relationships don’t mix. Maybe, if he cut all of that romantic nonsense out of the equation, he could make it work. And maybe Severus Snape is just the man to help him test out the ‘friends with benefits’ waters.
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11 Nov 2025
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A nascent crush.
An oblivious double-agent.
A determined boy hero.Harry’s new mission: Attract the attention of Severus Snape by any means necessary.
(Or, five times Harry failed to seduce his professor, and one time he succeeded.)
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10 Nov 2025
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It's been a year since Severus left Harry. Harry still isn't over it.
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10 Nov 2025