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Ho Ho Ho You Better Stay Away From My Man by iamtherealbork for Moransroar
Fandoms: Venom (Marvel Movies), Venom (Marvel Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe
25 Dec 2024
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Eddie was invited to Anne's company Christmas party and gets hit on. A certain symbiote didn't like that
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Rewarded by iamtherealbork for kickcows
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
15 Jan 2024
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The Winter Soldier is a one of the best fighters in the underground fight club scene. For a job well done, his handler, the Captain, decides to reward him.
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His eyes flit around the ring before landing on Rumlow again. His smug face irritates James before he sees his manager in the corner of his eye. At the promise of a reward, James decides to completely ignore the fact that he’s fighting Rumlow. It’s just another fight. Another body.
Another kill.
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Three is not a crowd by iamtherealbork for Gypsywoman13
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
16 Feb 2023
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Peter exits the taxi and takes the luggage out of the trunk. He stares at the building in front of him and doubles check to see if he got the address correctly. Looking at the group chat he has with his two brothers, he compares the picture Bucky sent back when they first moved in. Holding the phone up so the picture and the building are side by side, and aside from the nearby trees being dead in the photo, it looks the exact same. Smiling to himself, he walks up to the door tucked between a flower shop and a tattoo parlor and notices that he has to be buzzed in. Not wanting to ruin the surprise, he looks inside to see if someone would let him in.
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Peter surprises his brothers by moving to their apartment in Boston early and discovers things about their brotherly relationship
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If you want something done right, do it yourself by iamtherealbork for LivviBee
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
29 Dec 2022
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Derek and Stiles have been trying to have a baby and thanks to Stiles' spark he can carry Derek's children with the consequence of having heats. Unfortunately, Derek has to go out of state during one of Stiles' heats and the alpha asks his uncle to take care of Stiles and Peter is eager to help.
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Thou shalt not commit adultery by iamtherealbork
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
20 Mar 2022
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“Oh, he doesn’t fuck you?” Bucky asks, standing in front of Peter and undoing the buttons of Peter’s blouse.
“He does, but he’s too vanilla,” Peter explains as he shrugs off the blouse. Yes, Tony is more vanilla than some of Peter’s partners but that doesn’t mean that the man doesn’t have his own kinks. It’s just that while Tony is kinky, Peter is straight up a degenerate.
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Peter sleeps with everyone in his church
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Gymnastics AU by iamtherealbork
Fandom Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
17 Sep 2021
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Zemo and his pet dogs by iamtherealbork
Fandom Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV)
20 Jun 2021
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The Starks and their Neighbors by iamtherealbork
Fandom Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
05 May 2021
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Drabbles by Bork by iamtherealbork
Fandom Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Venom (Movie 2018)
15 Apr 2021
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Eddie frowns. He was just going to mention offhand that Buck should take one of the four pregnancy tests he'd bought, but clearly this is something that's extremely important to Buck—
So now Eddie has the absolutely insane job of trying to get Buck to take a pregnancy test—without sounding absolutely insane. And then also keeping him from danger. And then also making sure that he doesn't drink any caffiene or alcohol.
So he'll have to plan this carefully. It'll be his most sensitive operation yet. And he wonders if he can get anyone else in on it. But that would be going against the very thing that Buck wanted—and he can't bring himself to disappoint Buck. Buck had been disappointed by enough people in his life. Eddie's not going to be responsible for that at all. So now begins Operation Pregnancy.
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Eddie finds out before Buck, chaos ensues.
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Bookmarked by iamtherealbork
26 Apr 2026
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“He squished his tit.”
Eddie gives her a bewildered look.
“What? He did. They’re bothering him.”
“Are you trying to tell me that Buck’s tits are bugging him?”
“Yes,” Hen's completely serious. “Listen, that is a squish of annoyance.”
Eddie looks down at his chest with a frown. “Is there some unspoken language between big chested people that I don’t know about?”
“Yes."
DAY TWO: Girls dads + Twin pregnancy
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- Part 2 of #KnockBuckUp2026 by nineinchdove
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Bookmarked by iamtherealbork
25 Apr 2026
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“WHAT THE FUCK!?” the woman is shouting, shooting up onto her feet and grabbing her head.
Even the man being eaten by the bed jerks back in alarm when wetness splatters on his face, causing him to shiver.
“Buck!” Ravi shouts.
“DID HE JUST PISS EVERYWHERE!?” the woman screams. “WHY THE HELL DID HE JUST PISS EVERYWHERE!?”
DAY THREE: Cryptic Pregnancy
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- Part 3 of #KnockBuckUp2026 by nineinchdove
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Bookmarked by iamtherealbork
25 Apr 2026
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It all started when there were no more chairs at one of the 118's get-togethers at a bar. Buck had nowhere to sit but Eddie suggested for Buck to sit in his lap.
Ever since that night, Buck would find himself sitting in Eddie’s lap whenever he could. At the station, at home, wherever. :3
But they’re just best friends.
No sexual feelings are happening.
Right?
Right?!Enjoy :3
Bookmarked by iamtherealbork
25 Apr 2026
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"So, the rod outs," Buck commented as he dished up their eggs and carefully placed them on their toasted sourdough.
Eddie's phone dropped as he slowly looked up at his mate, finding that Buck was giving him an innocent looking smile. But from the mischievous look in his eyes, the omega knew that he had just dropped a nuclear bomb at the kitchen table.
"Rod is.....out," Eddie slowly echoed as Buck just gave him a wink before calling out to Christopher, telling him that breakfast was ready, acting just like he hadn't turned his husband into stone.
A very horny stone.
*#KnockBuckUp2026 Day 6: Omegaverse and Breeding Kink. Be prepared for the absolute pornification of Buddie conceiving their child 😈*
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Bookmarked by iamtherealbork
25 Apr 2026