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'Sexy eye cult celibate?' Martin began to type and then hurriedly backspaced. Best to be specific.
'Can eye priests have sex,' he revised, and clicked enter.
In which Martin accidentally joins a cult, but quickly realizes he's in need of salvation. Hijinks ensue.
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- Part 1 of the gospel according to us
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Jon picks up a book to pass time while "observing" his coworkers' homes. It's just a harmless book on British Shorthair cats with some cute pictures. Surely there could be nothing sinister about such a book.
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- Part 1 of Arcatvist: This Cat Can Archive
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Bookmarked by idek_what_I_am_doing_here
16 May 2025
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Delightfully silly. Incredibly indulgent. Love it
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Martin is no stranger to being bound to servitude. He has spent a lifetime indebted to the Witch of the Blackwood, and has only just managed to escape from under her influence by stealing for her a priceless Fae artifact. However, to ensure she escapes with the artifact and her newly endowed immortality, she makes sure Martin is caught by the Fae in her place.
As punishment, Martin is given to a Fae named Jon.
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Bookmarked by idek_what_I_am_doing_here
11 Aug 2025
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Going ferallll!! This entire fic was very well written, especially the character interactions. Reading from Martin's pov while he didn't have all the cards was especially interesting. The way Jon would react to everything made him feel so rounded and real even thought this situation is very different from canon.
Loved it loved it loved it! -
Hope, Etc. (Dickenson et al.) by yellow_caballero
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
10 Mar 2021
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"What therefore God hath joined together in human and daemon, let not man put asunder." (Mark 10:9)
Jonathan Sims, six months after the Unknowing, wakes to find himself without a daemon - without humanity, without a soul. It's a cursed half-life, but existence as a shell without a heart isn't so bad: between solving the mystery of a persistent illusion cast over his friends and some light pseudo-cannibalism, a life as a monster is better than no life at all. At least, it would be, if it wasn't for the fucking Owl.
Or: break free, Jon. You have nothing to lose anymore.
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Bookmarked by idek_what_I_am_doing_here
27 Jun 2025
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ow ow ow ow ow ow
No idea what possessed me to read this whole thing in one go, considering I was in the process of another reading slump and I usually stay away from daemon au's, but I'm blaming my cat as she lay sleeping on my lap the whole time I was reading hahaAnyways, this was really good! The comfort to hurt ratio was a bit too skewed towards hurt for my own tastes and I am left with a lot of questions, but it does kind of hurt good, y'know? I'm not mad about it at all. It was a very honest depiction of grief and sometimes there really isn't supposed to be a feel-good resolution.
aaaaaaaaaaaaa going insane ok going to bed now -
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Most people who were unlucky enough to meet Jonathan Sims assumed he had no friends. This was true, up to a point two months after Jon became a researcher at the Magnus Institute: afterwards Jon had no friends, except for Sasha James.
In which Timothy Stoker is attributable to a fake dating scheme, Gerry Keay is attributable to witchcraft, Martin Blackwood is attributable to an ill-advised crush, and Daisy Tonner is attributable to soulmates.
And in which Sasha James is attributable to arson.
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Bookmarked by idek_what_I_am_doing_here
26 Jun 2025
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This fic is fucking insane I love it