idontknowwhatimdoinghalfthetime
Fandoms
- 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon) (7)
- 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù (7)
- Voltron: Legendary Defender (6)
- Fast & Furious (Movies) (4)
- Batman - All Media Types (3)
- DCU (2)
- Superman: The Animated Series (1)
- X-Men - All Media Types (1)
- X-Men: First Class (Comics) (1)
- Nightwing (Comics) (1)
- 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime) (1)
- Castlevania (Cartoon 2017-2021) (1)
Recent works
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The House Across the Street by idontknowwhatimdoinghalfthetime
Fandoms: Fast & Furious (Movies)
16 Oct 2025
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The story of how Brian O'Conner became a Toretto.
(Alternate Universe: Childhood Friends)
Prequel to: The Fast and The Furious
Series
- Part 2 of Ride or Die, Remember?
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The Fast and The Furious by idontknowwhatimdoinghalfthetime
Fandoms: Fast & Furious (Movies)
20 Jun 2025
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What if instead of Brian being the undercover cop, it was Letty? What if Brian was always part of the Toretto crew? What would be different? What would be the same?
Dom: 25
Vince: 25
Letty: 25
Leon: 24
Mia: 22
Brian: 20
Jesse: 18Series
- Part 1 of Ride or Die, Remember?
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Dick and Jason go Christmas shopping. Of course things go wrong.
Ages:
Damian - 24
Tim - 21
Jason - 15
Dick - 11Series
- Part 2 of Robin reversal
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Eclipsed by Eternity by idontknowwhatimdoinghalfthetime
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender, Castlevania (Cartoon 2017-2021)
21 Jan 2025
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This is the story of a former monster hunter, a wandering nomad, a cunning thief, and a vampire, united on a journey to save the world.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~This is an extremely rare pair that came to mind during a time I was obsessed with Voltron and had just finished watching Castlevania. Don't ask me why or how, it just happened.
Enjoy!
Series
- Part 1 of WIPs
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all is fair in love and war by idontknowwhatimdoinghalfthetime
Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men: First Class (Comics)
18 Nov 2024
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Erik looks away, the weight of Charles’ words sinking in. For a moment, it feels as though they might find common ground. Then it’s gone, replaced by something harder, colder. “My way is the only way.”
“Erik-”
“I want to kill Shaw, Charles.” The words are sharp, final. “And I want to keep you safe. In the end, those two things are one and the same.”
Recent series
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Ride or Die, Remember? by idontknowwhatimdoinghalfthetime
Fandom: Fast & Furious (Movies)
16 Oct 2025
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What if instead of Brian being the undercover cop, it was Letty? What if Brian was always part of the Toretto crew? What would be different? What would be the same?
- Words:
- 58,446
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 44
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Oldest to youngest:
- Damian (3 years older than Tim)
- Tim (6 years older than Jason)
- Jason (4 years older than Dick)
- Dick (13 years younger than Damian)- Words:
- 4,657
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 25
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WIPs by idontknowwhatimdoinghalfthetime
Fandom: Castlevania (Cartoon 2017-2021), Voltron: Legendary Defender, 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime)
21 Jan 2025
- Words:
- 12,191
- Works:
- 2
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What if Brian was always part of the Toretto Family?
A series of stories set in the same timeline, not yet in a specific order. All of them can be read as stand-alone fics unless stated otherwise.
- Words:
- 4,216
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 40
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All the Sheith moments we could’ve had.
AKA: What it would’ve looked like (according to moi) if Keith and Shiro were dating during Voltron!
- Words:
- 8,250
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 2
Recent bookmarks
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The Mysterious Case of Detective Kogane by acetheblade
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
04 Jul 2023
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Shiro is a superhero, strong and resilient and determined, aaaaaand utterly at the mercy of the little Detective Kogane… and her beautiful, kind-hearted papa of course.
Bookmarked by idontknowwhatimdoinghalfthetime
03 Mar 2023
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"Please don't let them know what happened to Lan Z- what happened to Hanguang Jun, now what I did to cause it," was he crying? It was hard to tell since blood kept soaking his cheeks and he would never be able to cry normal tears again.
As he should have always been.
He spilled so much blood-
It was only fitting he cried it now.
Bookmarked by idontknowwhatimdoinghalfthetime
15 Oct 2021
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What If We Start Again by JemTheKingOfSass
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation
12 Dec 2018
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Jiang Cheng stares down at the end of the pier, watching the person he both seeks and avoids, who stands gazing out over the river. His brother is unusually still - the only movement comes from long strands of hair tossed carelessly by the breeze, moonlight reflecting off them like diamonds as each one ripples in the air like water. He clenches his hands into fists, before striding more confidently than he feels down towards Wei Wuxian.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,026
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 114
- Kudos:
- 1,444
- Bookmarks:
- 313
- Hits:
- 14,424
Bookmarked by idontknowwhatimdoinghalfthetime
13 Sep 2021
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Safe and Sound by shirasade for sarahyyy
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Feb 2020
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Wei Ying wasn’t in love with his bodyguard. Absolutely not. He was just… appropriately appreciative of Lan Wangji’s skills and dedication.
Bookmarked by idontknowwhatimdoinghalfthetime
05 Aug 2021
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Splinter and Divide by assortedmagicrings
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Jun 2020
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Jiang Cheng is five years old when baby Wei Ying is brought to Lotus Pier and becomes his little brother.
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on hiatus for day job and mental health reasons. i will come back to this but i don’t know when. thank you to everyone who has read so far <3Bookmarked by idontknowwhatimdoinghalfthetime
04 Aug 2021