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Brace for Malfunction by illogicalruse
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
14 May 2021
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Hizashi's directional speakers seem to develop a mind of their own when Aizawa Shouta is concerned, and Hizashi is tired of hearing 80's love ballads.
AU where Aizawa Shouta is UA's new! temporary! substitute teacher (who everyone gets attached to way too easily), and Hizashi's speakers can't seem to stop blaring cheesy love songs every time he sets his eyes on Aizawa. Think Hello by Lionel Richie.
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As Kojiro gazed upon the countless cherry blossoms nestled into the blooming skeleton of every tree, he got the sense that the universe was a regular conspirator. He wished, at the very least, that it would whip up less hackneyed schemes.
AU in which Kojiro begrudgingly pines, sakura trees are evil, and Hiromi is a really, really good friend.
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Turning Saints into the Sea by illogicalruse
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
19 Mar 2021
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Through an unspoken agreement, Katsuki has been assigned the role of Kirishima's fake boyfriend.
Kirishima, as always, is a perfect picture of affability, too kind to turn down interested parties and thus indirectly landing himself in unwanted territory. A recipient of one too many coquettish stares and vampish flutters of lashes. Katsuki, for his part, steps up to the plate because he's a fucking hero, salvaging Kirishima's virtue with a hand jammed in Kirishima's back pocket and some choice words suggestive enough to ward off undesired suitors.
Let it not be said that Katsuki has never done shit for Kirishima.
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Lush Fresh Handmade Cosmetics by illogicalruse
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
30 Jan 2021
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"Now," Aizawa backs away a few steps, and the loss is palpable. He stuffs his hands into his pockets. "Is there something specific you're looking for?"
Tomura's eyes flit to the front of Aizawa's shirt. He doesn't know how he hasn't noticed it before, but there, emblazoned on a Lush employee name tag, is the name Aizawa Shouta.
"I wanted you to get me moist," Tomura says, before his eyes widen. "Moisturizer! I said moisturizer."
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Mystery Work
Part of pharahir
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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01 Nov 2022
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one two three four, tell me that you love me more by HalfFizzbin
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
30 May 2013
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Four fragments of an epic romance.
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02 Oct 2022
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“Miya Atsumu,” drawls a voice Atsumu’s heard once or twice or twenty times whilst watching post-match interviews. He stops abruptly in the doorway and follows the voice to a face that plagues his social media feeds and the pages of Volleyball Monthly, a face that’s frustratingly better-looking in person without the lines of an Olympic net between them spoiling the view. “The benchwarmers get prettier by the season.”
Atsumu tucks his hands into his sweatpants pockets, straightens out his shoulders, and narrows his eyes. He’s done his homework for this moment, finessed information out of Kageyama and Hinata, and spent more than a few collective hours on the CA San Juan player profile webpage.
“Oikawa Tooru,” he says slowly. “Surprised they let a scrub that couldn’t make it to nationals in here. Didn’t think the barrel was so empty they’d hafta start scrapin’ it already. Onigashira musta been busy, huh?”
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08 Jun 2022
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What the hell kind of porn name is “Destitute Daddy,” anyway? Out of morbid curiosity, Derek grabs the computer again and types it into the search bar, because revisiting last night’s poor life decisions is always a stellar plan.
(or: the personal-finance-blogging AU)
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25 Apr 2022
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Alternate Title: "Dick Failwolf, Private Eye."
(Or, Derek's hit with a Film Noir curse, which forces him to narrate his own life in luridly-detailed prose.)
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