imhereforthehomosexuals



Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark 10

    Tags
    Summary

    Jim isn't going to stand by while Izzy dies.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,069
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    83
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    543

    04 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 2

    Tags
    Summary

    Izzy just wants to enjoy some shore leave, but a rumour is stopping it at every port, so Frenchie tries to cheer him up.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,781
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    266

    04 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 13

    Tags
    Summary

    “Are you- are you fuckin’ British?”

    Frenchie is instantly thrown off by this. Having only heard the man say two words up until now, he is equal parts perplexed and delighted to discover a similar accent thrown back at him.

    “Are you fuckin’ British?” He shoots back.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,176
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    98
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    415

    04 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 11

    Tags
    Summary

    Once upon a time, there was a man who lived up in the mountains, in a place where the snow never stopped falling. He was an angry man, and it was the chilly sort of anger that froze the ground around him and made the air tear in his lungs like breathing shards of ice. And it did the same to everyone around him, which is why everyone stayed away.

    This isn't the tale of how he came to be alone and cursed up in those icy mountains. This is the tale of how that curse was broken.

    This is a Ouizzy fairytale.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,125
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    425

    02 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 1

    Tags
    Summary

    “Can’t say it’s the best trade I’ve made all my years at sea.” Izzy held it aloft and stepped away to take a defensive position, facing him with one foot forward and the other pointed to the side.

    “I don’t–I can’t—”

    “It’s either you will or you won’t.” Frenchie chewed the inside of his cheek and the corners of Izzy’s lips twitched up for a split second.

    Or, the one where Izzy teaches Frenchie how to hold a sword.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,874
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    100

    30 Apr 2026