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Dang guess this contestant really likes British numbers ^^ by c0sm0_24
Fandoms: Battle For Dream Island (Web Series)
12 May 2026
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After being eliminated in multiple seasons of bfdi and being sick of bfb you decide to give TPOT a shot. An actually good prize and an actually sane host feels like a dream compared to your previous seasons. A last chance to finally win. But things aren't as they seem, not everyone has been as lucky as you and the host and their company hold secrets. Maybe even your affection. And why is there a blue number lurking around that only you seem to notice?? As change proves to be the only constant, a new season of bfdi begins, full of betrayal - surprises - challenges - and maybe if you let it be -
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07 Apr 2026
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Bitter Coffee & Sweet Cheesecake by angiebralien
Fandoms: Battle For Dream Island (Web Series)
08 May 2026
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Four is a math professor that lost the passion for teaching after all the students started to dislike him.
His sibling X moved in with him after she graduated college, and she's his only company. He's a big fan of a gameshow called BFDI, but is not a fan of the most recent season's host: someone named Two, who has silky green hair and an accent that really annoys him.
One day, he gets called to a meeting by One, the director, and is dumbstruck when he suddenly sees Two right in front of him. He's filled with rage when he learns that they got hired to be a theater professor with no actual degree in performing, and gets even angrier when he notices all the students love them.
Two realizes Four is not too fond of them, and takes befriending him as a fun challenge. But doing so might be harder than they expected...Series
- Part 1 of Angie's Fourtwo University Teacher AU
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07 Apr 2026
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There aren't all that many safe routes off Alternia for a mutant, but signing on to the Imperial Gladiatorial League has worked out pretty fucking well for Karkat Vantas. Turns out trolls all across the universe will pay out the nose for a chance to see The Hotblood bleed red.
Earth is just the next stop in Karkat's never-ending arena circuit, and the Strider Brothers are just another pair of opponents. And getting up close and personal with alien anatomy is just another perk of touring.
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14 Feb 2026
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In which Dave falls into a pit of despair, you guys dig a hole in a graveyard together, he kisses you (and most likely regrets it) and the world seems to spin again-- even though Dave killed his brother.
Jokes on you.
Sobbing ensues, along with drunken stupors, sexual innuendos, stupid rambling, and a sprinkle of unresolved sexual tension. Oh, and some drugs, fucking, and murder.Bookmarked by impuritiezz
19 Nov 2025
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⋆.˚ Hello Host! ⋆.˚ | reader x object show hosts by Akica
Fandoms: ONE - Cheesy Hfj (Web Series), Inanimate Insanity (Web Series), Battle For Dream Island (Web Series), TPOT, Animatic battle, Object Fool (Web Series), The Object Show Movie - PotatoOfAwesome (Web Series), It's Time For The (Web Series), CFMOT
22 Dec 2025
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Reader x hosts! ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و ♡
On a little break but still taking requests <3
If I forgot any of your favourite object show hosts please feel free to let me know and tag them! I’ll write any show ,popular , unpopular!
Chapters get better over time I swear
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20 Aug 2025