ineffable_eldritch_horrors
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If You Want To Go, You Can Go (Or You Can Hold Me Tight) by ineffable_eldritch_horrors
Fandoms: Friends (TV)
02 Apr 2026
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Joey's new girlfriend seems perfect, but for some reason, Chandler can't stand her, and he doesn't know why. Maybe he's jealous that Joey's in a relationship and he isn't? This is what Chandler chalked it up to until a brief conversation with Ross over a beer when the realization hit him fully: Chandler Bing had a big, fat crush on his best friend and roommate of the past four years. To make matters worse, Joey's girlfriend is almost exactly like Chandler, and this comparison doesn't help the jealousy.
(Title taken from too late now by Kevin Atwater; this song is the whole world fr and fits this fic)
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I Keep Burning My Bridges Down (Just To Keep You Alive) by ineffable_eldritch_horrors
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
03 Feb 2026
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It has been a year since the Paladins of Voltron returned home from space, and all of them are scattered throughout the galaxy. Shiro left the battle behind, marrying a man called Curtis very shortly after meeting him, and quite quickly after discovering that Adam had died in the eight years that Shiro had been gone. And Shiro loves Curtis! Really! But he can't help but think of Adam, always Adam.
(Lots of angst in this one. Title taken from Carlo's Song by Noah Kahan)
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Why Did You Invite Me To Your Wedding? by ineffable_eldritch_horrors
Fandoms: Shameless (US)
02 Feb 2026
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Trevor and Ian haven't seen each other in nearly two years, not since Ian had gone to prison. Trevor had barely thought of him since then, really, totally, never! But all of the feelings came crashing back when Ian texts him, drunk, at one in the morning, inviting him to his wedding.
(Title taken from the Kevin Atwater song of the same name, heavily based off of the song)
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Colonel Charles J "Chet" Stevenson was buried on a warm Saturday, his funeral attended by very few, just some soldiers in uniform, people who must have known him years ago. And Frank Murphy, who stands alone, away from the others. Frank is alone, standing by the grave of a dearly departed... friend.
(Title taken from Dearly Departed Friend by Old Crow Medicine Show)
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You're The Greatest Thing (We've Lost) by ineffable_eldritch_horrors
Fandoms: Solar Opposites (Cartoon)
14 Jan 2026
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Korvotron had never planned on replicating, but he's 360 years old now, and he isn't getting any younger. Of course, replicating means simply putting a piece of yourself out into the world, a little mini-me that you never have to meet again after naming. Korvo had not planned on becoming so attached to the little creature, this little near-clone of himself.
(We don't have enough Solar Opposites fics, so I'm here to change that! This is my take on Shlorpian reproduction with a bit of angst! Title taken from You're Going to Go Far by Noah Kahan)