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А що як Аксель випадково заспіває Мамину Світлицю замість сумної пісні про хонкі-тонкі? А тревел-шоу Фаббо вирушить у Житомир? Кого з українських виконавців КАЙ могли б запросити до своєї школи написання пісень? Рандомна збірка моментів із різдвяних календарів з українськими мотивами та неочікуваними кросоверами.
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— А як би гурт називався? Ми ж не можем бути Вьорджинс, єслі ми ні з Вьоро, ні в джинсах.
Томмі відкинув одну бляшанку піваса й відкрив другу.
— Можна взяти наші, ето самоє… ініціали! Типу… ЙАК чи КАЙ.
— Як АББА, чи шо? Ти на Євробачення хочеш?
— Нєєє, Євробачення для голубих! — Томмі ледь не подавився бухлом від жаху. Ну якраз для тебе, родной, стримував регіт Меенін.Томмі та Меенін вигадують цілий альтер-его гурт (КАЙ), аби мати відмазку, чого вони поводяться як геї. Всі збіги з реальністю випадкові. А ще — суржик!
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“How about the band name? We can't exactly be called Vörjeans if we're neither from Vörå nor wearing jeans.”
Tommy tossed an empty beer can and opened another one. “We could take our initials! Like JAK, or KAJ.”
“Inspired by ABBA, or what? Do you want to go to Eurovision then?”
“No, Eurovision is gay!” Tommy almost choked on his drink, horrified. And so are you, Määnin bit back, barely managing not to laugh out.or,
Tommy and Määnin make up an entire alter-ego band (KAJ) to have an excuse to act gay. All parallels with real life are accidental.
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To be honest, Tommy was an awful drinker, and everybody knew it. He was the kind of guy who took two shots, climbed up on a roof, screamed about how life was beautiful, then blacked out in someone’s arms. Usually Määnin’s. And the worst part? He never remembered what he did the next day.
Määnin was better at this. Better in the sense that he knew how to stay cool even after five drinks, how to look completely unaffected while his head was spinning, and how to keep his mouth shut. Well. Most of the time
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22 Jan 2026
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If someone had made him, why would he be made like this?
Locked in a strange room with a note from KAJ inviting them to perform at their concert, Vörjeans piece together that they're not actually real and Tommy encounters his worst foe yet: existential fear.
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06 Jan 2026
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And you could have it all (my empire of dirt) by Anonymous
Fandom Humorgruppen KAJ (Band), Vörjeans (Band)
30 Dec 2025
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04 Jan 2026
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So fine and so deceiving by Rejpelts_Miss_Valborg
Fandoms: Humorgruppen KAJ (Band), Vörjeans (Band)
30 Nov 2025
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Määnin discovers Tommy is using a gay dating app, and feels completely normal about that. In fact, he has an idea. One of his best ideas, actually - create a fake account and catfish Tommy.
It's a really funny joke that definitely won't lead to Määnin having multiple identity crises and concerning feelings about his best friend. What could possibly go wrong?
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29 Dec 2025