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Butcher's lament by feral-troubadour (ineffably_effable)
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
23 Jan 2022
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After listening to Lambert and Eskel perform "Burn, butcher, burn", Geralt needs to know if Jaskier still hates him - the fact he's absolutely plastered on Witcher homebrew definitely doesn't factor into this decision at all.
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Jaskier has the patience of a saint.
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Honey Trapped by ineffably-effable (ineffably_effable)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
23 Dec 2020
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Crowley thinks he's a bee.
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Hell's mercy by ineffably-effable (ineffably_effable)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
18 Feb 2020
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Crowley has a difficult few days. Aziraphale makes a deal with the devil.
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Come up and see me (make me smile) by ineffably-effable (ineffably_effable)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
21 Oct 2019
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Aziraphale isn't what Crowley expected.
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So excuse me forgetting by ineffably-effable (ineffably_effable)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
04 Aug 2019
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Crowley finds Aziraphale in the book shop, drugged out of his mind.
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Fizz pushed out of Blitz's hold and slipped through the curtain, and the growl cut off into a squeal. "Fizzie!"
"Ozzie!"
Blitz leaned against the wall, grinning, holding his arm against his bruised ribs. He could just see Fizz and Asmodeus through the crack in the curtains. Fuck, he was beat to shit, and all he could smell for a few long moments was blood and smoke that clung to his clothes, then the faintest hint of lavender. It was practically a Pavlovian response, the way Blitz's muscles loosened.
Wait, lavender--?
The curtains fluttered open, and Blitz felt like he'd been shot directly in the chest, because standing there, frozen, beak open, was Stolas, gripping his stupid top hat and all four eyes wide and trained on Blitz's beat-up form.
"Stolas?"
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Or: the one where Fizz and Blitz are a little bit more beat up after fighting the mafia and Striker, and Fizz uses Puppy Eyes on Blitz to convince him to walk him up to Ozzie's office (it was super effective).
Bookmarked by feral-troubadour (ineffably_effable)
19 Oct 2025
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Why Be a Wallflower When You Can Be A Venus Fly Trap? by satanic_bipanic
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
21 Aug 2025
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Stolas divorced Stella and abdicated years ago, making a new life for himself under the bright lights of Hellawood. He finally gets his big break only to be met with his greatest challenge as an actor: a co-star that tests his patience and self-restraint at every turn.
Or: A Stolitz enemies to lovers Actor AU with an especially bitchy Stolas because it's more fun that way!
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Bookmarked by feral-troubadour (ineffably_effable)
18 Oct 2025
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Stolas had asked him to stay, so he wasn't going fucking anywhere.
After the events of the Full Moon episode, Blitzø finds himself locked out of Stolas' palace. Instead of leaving, he hunkers down on Stolas' balcony. Doing what? He has no idea. When Stolas finds him the two finally, actually talk it out. And maybe have some make-up sex in the process.
Bookmarked by feral-troubadour (ineffably_effable)
13 Oct 2025
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AU-Canon Divergence: Blitz gets shot. Things sure do happen!
Set during The Harvest Moon Festival episode.
Story written for Stolitzweek2024, told over seven days using seven prompts.
Bookmarked by feral-troubadour (ineffably_effable)
07 Oct 2025
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Stolas and Blitzø have gone their separate ways, but Stolas is finding it almost impossible to let go of the relationship that never was. It certainly doesn't help when Blitzø decides to call him in the middle of the night.
Bookmarked by feral-troubadour (ineffably_effable)
01 Oct 2025