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  1. Public Bookmark 15

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    “I’m—uh,” Guest starts, and he stutters something out in the space between dawn and midnight. His voice squeaks without sleep, but something just as sweet. “Well—you know.”

    “Just say he fucking stinks.”

    “It’s not just that,” Guest says, but unlike Expendable, he is telling with his tone. It is just that, John thinks. “I suppose ‘m also worried about him.”

    “He’s not the green witch,” Expendable responds. His tone ends high, like there is a joke there that makes sense. Guest laughs like it does make sense, and John squeezes his eyes tighter together and pretends like he never woke for their conversation to begin with. “He won’t die if we—like. Throw him in a bath.” 

    “You don’t actually know that—”

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    John gets a bath! :)

    ( Rated Teen for Swearing, Implied Suicide, Body Horror, and other Heavy Topics )

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    15 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 9

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    Pest's kleptomania unfortunately cannot get past Sebastian's observant eyes. Fortunately, their built-up frustration with one another also causes something terrific to happen.

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    12 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 11

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    Pest doesn't like Lampert; that makes him the perfect candidate for a "no strings attached" hookup before Lampert asks out his crush. Right?

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    12 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 6

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    Passing by a wide window, he quickly glances inside, in case there might be something valuable. He spots a cassette tape, but more importantly, a coin. Sure, it’s one coin, but any coin is better than none.

    Smiling to himself, Pest rustles through his pockets to pull out a makeshift lock pick. Behind him, Pest hears a sigh, not coming from his mouth. Of course…

    Hopefully, they won’t make a scene.

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    Pest gets himself stuck trying to retrieve a coin, and a drunk Poob, who followed him, assumes he's a prostitute.

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    11 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 15

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    Poob likes their partyblower. Pest does not. At all.

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    07 Mar 2026