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Thomas attends to a recently ghosted Julian under the presence of romantic research. Julian is more than happy to offer a demonstration.
It’s filth. Series-3-spoiler-free filth. I blame the discord.
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(Follows on directly after the events of Performative.)
In the early half of the 1980s, Julian Fawcett was one of two special advisers to a notorious minister who was dead set on making the last night of conference as calamitous and memorable as possible.
In his current day, Julian was dealing with the unforseen aftermath of finally cracking it with the Captain. Namely, an abrupt inability to keep his feet in contact with the floor.
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Julian Fawcett (MP) was once a whole human living person, but now he's dead and doesn't have any trousers on. His relationship with The Captain reflects his relationship with his life. Surface-level, silly stuff that keeps from the darkness underneath.
***Nitpicky edit - 13/01/2021 (grammar / structure / can't leave "well enough" alone)***
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Ghosts start Ascending, throwing The Captain into (gay) crisis.
Alison is everyone's mum. Julian is a knob. Pat protec but Pat also attac.
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The Author by inkyfishes
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016), Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
17 Sep 2018
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For the DGHDA Big Bang 2018.
When a god disappears from an intergalactic church leaving behind swathes of followers with no choice but to face reality for a change, its has all the appearances of one of those bizarre and unique mysteries for the ages.
It would be amiss to think that it has anything do with a small child experiencing the terror of their entire planet being engulfed.
It would be awry to think that it has any link with Tina Tevetino waking up in a motel pool with years of past memories wiped.
And it would be askew of anyone to connect it with Detective Farah Black and Not-Detective Todd Brotzman, the former solving a crime-a-day and the latter in the midst of child rearing.
But "amiss" "awry" and "askew" are not words in Dirk Gently's dictionary. He spilt a banana flavoured milkshake over the "A" section quite a few years ago.
This work is canon-compliant as per the end of Season 2. It refers to canon set out in the two Dirk Gently novels and the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, but no knowledge of either is required to understand the work.
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It's Not Like You (the Prison!AU) by inkyfishes
Fandom Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
11 Mar 2017
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Alternative universe in which Todd Brotzman is imprisoned for murder, and Dirk Gently has already been incarcerated.
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Peach, Plum, Pear by Lavellington
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
29 Dec 2017
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"Mona!" Dirk says. "What have we said about sneaking up on people in the form of inanimate objects?"
"It's bad manners," she says, "and may result in invasion of privacy, or untimely cardiac arrest."
"Yes," he says, "good, thank you."
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01 Jan 2018
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Mona-centric death idealisation

