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    Long before Aaron quit theatre and before he quit wrestling, he quit music lessons. He doesn't think about the reason why (at least, that's what he tells himself) because he has a neat little trick: anytime something comes up that he doesn’t want to deal with, he gets out a mental box, and tucks the offending thought neatly into his mental attic.

    The point, that is, of an attic, is that it’s where you store things you think ought to be important, but you never want to actually see again. It’s the wonderful trick of attics! As long as you don’t ascend the ladder and start cracking open boxes, you begin to forget what you’ve stored there. And, over time, you can fool yourself into forgetting that your house even has an attic.

    Unless your three closest friends accidentally trigger a trip to the attic, that is.

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    Aaron and Denny are fighting, and that's somehow obvious to everyone but each other. Kevin takes it upon himself to fix it.

    That's difficult when neither of them will tell Kevin what the cause is.

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    Inspired by Kevin's comment on Guess the Wrestler from over a year ago: "we actually did a video for the second channel where we sat down for an hour and told each other our favorite thing about one another but it got so emotional that idk if imma post it lmaoooo we've really become a family on this show <3"

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    If it were anyone else, Herm would think something was wrong. But this was Aaron. Aaron was always fine. So what if he was quieter than usual, not responding to Herm's texts, or showing up late to shoots?

    And what was with his fascination with ducks?

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    He thinks, sometimes, in the afterglow of sex and high hormones, that he wouldn't mind dating Phil. Anyone would be lucky to date him – he knows that for a fact. Phil would be the most caring and attentive partner in the world. He'd make you soup when you were sick even though he hates soup. He'd buy you chocolates just because he felt you were a bit sad, even though you're a bit sad a lot. And he'd take whatever you had to give, and he wouldn't ask for any more than you offered even though he deserved the sun, the moon, and all of the universe's creations.

    So that's why he also knows he can't date Phil. And that, really, he should start putting some distance between them. Phil would see soon that Dan's bad days outnumber his good, and although he has so far managed to keep Phil sheltered away from the worst of it, nobody could love him at his most self-destructive. He'll lose it eventually, and he'll shout and he'll swear and he'll push, and Phil doesn't deserve any of that.

    So, yes, Dan should start putting some distance between them.

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    All the ways Dan and Phil have defined their relationship over the years in an attempt to avoid the word 'boyfriends'.

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    Inspired by the Ranking KLS moments KL2 video, where Aaron tells the story of how a KLS cast member (White Snoop/Joshua from Match the Height to the Person) waited for him after a video to yell at him:

    What if Aaron hadn't told them about it, and what if they brought Joshua back for another video?

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    So what the fuck actually happened in Orlando between Kevin and Aaron?

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    Kevin Langue 2 has uploaded a new video: I Got Pranked!

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    Aaron and Zane decide to prank the others by getting Aaron to quit the show mid-video.

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    Following a video where Aaron gets hit on by a male contestant, a fan uploads a video exposing Aaron's secret date with him.

    Given that Aaron is still very much in the closet, him and Kevin rush to do damage control, especially since Herm and Denny still don't know.

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    They shoot a video matching the sexuality to the person. Aaron comes under fire, and it starts to get to him.

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    “The jury will be watching your every move,” Holt had said.

    He focused on Amy, spotting her face pinched in concern next to Holt’s stoic one. She was breathing deeply, too deep, obviously trying to get Jake to match her. Something to focus on.

    This was fine. He’d done this plenty of times. He was John McClane, walking barefoot on the broken glass. Just a little torture for the greater good.

    “Detective?” Kim, the prosecutor, brought him back to reality. Jake would want her on his team, if he was that kid in the other room. Calm, serious, dedicated. A true professional. Someone who would fight for you.

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    Jake testifies in a child sexual abuse case. It's harder than it ought to be, especially with Holt and Amy watching.

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    When Jake comes home from Shaw's Bar, tired and hurt and resigned to the fact that Roger Peralta may in fact be a terrible father, he finds none other than the man himself, determined to make a change.

    Jake's not an idiot. But actions speak louder than words and Roger seems to really, truly mean it this time.

    And it's not like he has a choice, actually, because Roger forced himself into Jake's apartment and doesn't seem to be leaving anytime soon. So it's kind of bullshit that Gina's mad at him when Jake hasn't done anything wrong.

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    Gina Linetti is Roger Hater #1 for a reason she keeps close to her chest.

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    “Hey, kid,” said Tony, “call me back when you get this. Happy told me about Coney Island and-“ and the body, Peter’s mind supplied, “and, uh, I want to make sure you’re okay. I’m heading over there now. If you’re still there, just wait with Happy. We’ll sort this out.”

    The man’s tone was forcibly gentle, like coaxing a stray, and Peter would scoff but this had nothing to do with him. Tony wasn’t talking to him. Peter wasn’t here. Peter had died next to Toomes, or under the warehouse, or at Homecoming. Because if he was here, and all of this was really happening to him, then he’d be angry or sad or at least he'd feel something, but he was just numb.

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    The Vulture kills Aunt May the night of Homecoming. Peter's life promptly falls apart.

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    Tony forces Peter to make a Twitter for Spider-Man after he calls Tony ancient. Flash is thirsty for a follow, Peter gets called a girl and ruins Tony's punching bag, MJ calls Spider-Man a petty bitch and Tony's just trying to understand Peter's memes.

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    Jake tells people that the worst thing Roger Peralta did to him was leave.

    But that's not the whole truth.

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    (Takes place during Season Two: The Wednesday Incident & Captain Peralta episodes).

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    Post-Homecoming, Aunt May makes Tony officialise Peter's internship with Stark Industries. However, Tony is deathly afraid of getting close to the kid.

    It happens, anyway.

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    Five times Tony Stark fucked up as a mentor (+1).

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    emotional vulnerability, two insecure partners and the discovery of euphoria.

    (in which logan comes out to their boyfriend)

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    “I could clobber him for you!”

     

    Virgil’s headache intensified. He had his forehead resting against the cool metal of the fridge, trying to dissociate as much as possible before any of his other senses decided to try and make things worse.

     

    “No thanks, Remus,” he muttered.

     

    “Aww, you sure? All it would take is one good hit!” There was a swoosh through the air as Remus took a swing, then a loud thud as the weapon slipped out of his hands and cracked the tiles. “Oops!”

     

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    Essentially, Roman's a little too loud and sets Virgil's sensory issues off, Remus notices and proposes several bad solutions and one actually okay one.

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    Now, however, they sagged, curled tight around Crowley. The one that had almost hit him was shining - not because it was so well kept, but rather because it was covered in-

    “Blood?!”

    “Yeah, that tends to happen when you get stabbed, I’ve noticed.”

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    “Well…” Patton pauses, mulling over his words. “I don’t want my absence to cause you pain. Not that I’m planning on going anywhere! I just think that you have so many people who love you, Roman, and a whole world out there for you. You can’t… You can’t devote your entire self and essence to one person, you know what I mean?”
    “Not really, no.”

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