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    Dirty Talk by

    Fandom: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015)

    29 Jul 2019

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    Portraits by

    Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)  

    23 Jan 2021

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    “Then there’s dry cleaning, which happens multiple times a week, because Laszlo insists on wearing white whenever he’s drinking, and there’s handwashing all the stuff that can be handwashed, and dusting and fertilizing and gardening and taxes--”

    “Taxes?”

    “Yes, master, taxes.”

    “I was not aware of these taxes! We have dominion over our street!” Nandor waves his hands around. “And over Ashley Street. But that is not the point. Why do we pay taxes?”

    “...Because we live in a house, master.”

    Nandor growls. “But I ate the guy who owns this house. Now I own it. I don’t owe anything to anybody.”

    Guillermo glances around for the non-existent cameras, helpless. “America doesn’t work that way, master.”

    “Yeesh.” Nandor grimaces. “I miss the days when you could pillage a village and declare no taxes because you were the new people living in it.”

    Guillermo...is pretty sure that’s not how the Ottoman Empire worked, either, but he lets it slide.
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    Nandor asks Guillermo to braid his hair one night, inspired by the Pin-ter-est, and it somehow ends with Guillermo coming out as trans.

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    10 Feb 2023

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    The best time for truth is soon by for imperfectkreis

    Fandoms: Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)  

    05 Sep 2018

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    It takes some time for Ryan to get over the shock of learning that Shane is a demon. But then, questions start to arise in his mind. What better opportunity than this does he have to learn what demons are really like?

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    Bared Fangs by

    Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)  

    01 Nov 2021

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    The Vampiric Ball is just around the corner, and when Nandor discovers his clingy ex-wife will be attending, he fears that the whole weekend is ruined.

    But if a certain bodyguard steps in as his pretend boyfriend for the night, maybe she'll leave him alone for once. One could only hope.

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    What Once Was Mine by

    Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)  

    30 Oct 2020

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    Martin was tired of Strangers wearing his friends' faces. Wearing his face. Still, it was nothing a gun couldn't solve.

    . . .

    Or, the Scottish Safe house gets a few visitors from the past. Jon and Martin get a chance to set things right.

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    20 Sep 2022