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  1. Public Bookmark 38

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    08 Dec 2025

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    “Then there’s dry cleaning, which happens multiple times a week, because Laszlo insists on wearing white whenever he’s drinking, and there’s handwashing all the stuff that can be handwashed, and dusting and fertilizing and gardening and taxes--”

    “Taxes?”

    “Yes, master, taxes.”

    “I was not aware of these taxes! We have dominion over our street!” Nandor waves his hands around. “And over Ashley Street. But that is not the point. Why do we pay taxes?”

    “...Because we live in a house, master.”

    Nandor growls. “But I ate the guy who owns this house. Now I own it. I don’t owe anything to anybody.”

    Guillermo glances around for the non-existent cameras, helpless. “America doesn’t work that way, master.”

    “Yeesh.” Nandor grimaces. “I miss the days when you could pillage a village and declare no taxes because you were the new people living in it.”

    Guillermo...is pretty sure that’s not how the Ottoman Empire worked, either, but he lets it slide.
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    Nandor asks Guillermo to braid his hair one night, inspired by the Pin-ter-est, and it somehow ends with Guillermo coming out as trans.

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    10 Feb 2023

  3. Public Bookmark 73

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    It takes some time for Ryan to get over the shock of learning that Shane is a demon. But then, questions start to arise in his mind. What better opportunity than this does he have to learn what demons are really like?

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    08 Dec 2022

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    The Vampiric Ball is just around the corner, and when Nandor discovers his clingy ex-wife will be attending, he fears that the whole weekend is ruined.

    But if a certain bodyguard steps in as his pretend boyfriend for the night, maybe she'll leave him alone for once. One could only hope.

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    08 Oct 2022

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    Martin was tired of Strangers wearing his friends' faces. Wearing his face. Still, it was nothing a gun couldn't solve.

    . . .

    Or, the Scottish Safe house gets a few visitors from the past. Jon and Martin get a chance to set things right.

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    20 Sep 2022

  6. Public Bookmark 18

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    When one twin doesn't eat regular meals, the other has to be prepared.

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    04 Sep 2022

  7. Public Bookmark 27

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    Bree avoids the Volturi's wrath, but how long can the Cullens keep her a secret for?

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    24 Aug 2022

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    06 Jul 2022

  9. Public Bookmark 8

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    Eddie Munson is dead, and he’s gone to hell.

    It was easy not to believe, when all of it seemed like an abstraction, or something he could use to shock people with, but the stark reality of it is different. Hell isn’t Hawkins High, or everyone in town thinking he’s a murderer. Hell is dying, and being left behind, and it’s the smell of the dead and dying demobats that surround him and his own blood in his teeth and the pain—

    Wait.

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    05 Jul 2022

  10. Public Bookmark 83

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    A few important moments in the lives of Eddie and Wayne Munson. Some are happier than others. But all that matters is, no matter what happens, Eddie will always be safe with his uncle.

    (Depending on how vol. 2 goes, this will either be three times Wayne thought he'd lose Eddie and one time he did, OR three times Wayne thought he'd lose Eddie and one time he found him. Personally I am an Eddie Lives Truther, but we'll have to see)

    EDIT I CHANGED MY MIND ITS GONNA BE AN EDDIE LIVES AU FUCK

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    05 Jul 2022

  11. Public Bookmark 15

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    Ryan is an unconventional kind of Angel... Meaning he owns a second-hand shop in downtown LA and wants no one to bother him. As fate would have it, though, a rogue demon shows up with an offer Ryan can't refuse. It shouldn't surprise him that fraternizing with a demon brings all sorts of trouble to his door, after all, demons are known for causing problems. So why does Ryan find himself agreeing to help with a smirk on his face?

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    03 Mar 2022

  12. Public Bookmark 57

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    "Is anyone," Bruno asks, pleads, begs, "listening?" 

    But no one answers. 

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    12 Feb 2022

  13. Public Bookmark 53

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    What if the writers actually followed through on the character arcs they set up? What if Dean got to grip Cas tight and raise him from perdition like he was meant to? What if Sam actually did something with his life? What if Eileen was not blurry wife? What if we all pretend this is the real leaked script?

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    11 Feb 2022

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    13 Jan 2022

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    Bruno can’t let them find out all the ways that he’s been hurt and hurting over the years. He can’t let them see how badly he’s still struggling. Bruno has been the guardian of terrible things ever since he was five years old, and these secrets are nothing new nor different. 

    It’s not as easy as it used to be. It’s not as if they aren’t looking, after all, Bruno’s just good at not being found.

    He’s been hiding so long he’s not sure how to be honest anymore, and really, that’s no one’s fault but his own.

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    13 Jan 2022

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    Bruno has an involuntary vision, so Julieta and Pepa help him through it.

    Trigger warning: nose bleed and vomit

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    13 Jan 2022

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    How a brother-in-law becomes a friend.

    Series of vignettes, set shortly after Agustín's marriage to Julieta.

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    13 Jan 2022

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    A collection of one shots about the Madrigal family.

    Mostly Bruno if imma be honest.

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    13 Jan 2022

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    He laughs nervously. Looks up at her from where he’s curled up in between her dresser and the wall and gives her a tiny wave. She doesn’t look mad, which is good, because she looks a lot like her mother when she gets mad and Julieta is a force of nature (which is funny since Pepa is the one who makes storms), but she definitely looks confused. Maybe a little weirded out. But he’s come to expect that.

    “What are you doing in my room?”

    (Or, family outcasts stick together. Especially when they have very similar angst.)

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    12 Jan 2022

  20. Public Bookmark 55

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    The day that Dolores Madrigal got her gift had not been the worst day of her life. The day that Casita crumbled around them, leaving them adrift and hopeless and her cousin perhaps lost forever was the worst day of her life.

    No, the day that Dolores Madrigal got her gift was the second worst day of her life.

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    12 Jan 2022

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