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    Stupid Feelings by for Dreamscythe, RagingWolf12, literallykibitz, ishouldntdothis, Cat_llie, ss3dj

    Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)  

    16 Mar 2023

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    Pro Heroes were lonely people. Ochako knows that. As a Pro Hero herself, she's gone in and out of relationships depressingly quickly. Her friends are busy. Her parents live far away. Her therapist sucks. Her vibrator keeps getting lost in her expensive high rise apartment.

    Lonely as she could ever be, she eyes the number of the sex worker on her phone, the number of a nerdy college student with freckles and glasses and a kind smile.

    It's just sex, right?

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    21 Mar 2023

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    Slip Of A Tongue by for ss3dj, 3PeopleInACoat, RagingWolf12, ishouldntdothis, Raziel33, literallykibitz

    Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia  

    10 Jan 2023

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    It was suddenly so quiet.

    It was him who broke the awkward silence in the bedroom. “Uh… what… what did you…?” he stammered.

    Ochaco didn’t answer right away. Her words rang in her head. She hoped that had been her imagination. She chanced a nervous glance at her husband; he looked absolutely stunned, eyes wide like he wasn’t sure he’d heard right. That hadn’t been an imagination, she realized to her horror.

    “I didn’t mean that!” she quickly blurted out, mortified.

    Why’d she have to open her stupid mouth? Granted, it had been agape for most of the session. Still… why? Why say that, of all things? Where had that come from? Why? Why had “Yes, daddy!” slipped out of her?

    Or: Ochaco accidentally calls Izuku "Daddy" in bed. Things get awkward.

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    11 Jan 2023

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    hieros gamos by

    Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan  

    14 Dec 2021

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    They had her step into a long, white dress, tying the laces behind her back while another rubbed sweet berry juice over her lips to paint them red. Two others braided white blossoms into her hair so that they formed a pretty crown. When they were finished and Mikasa was allowed to look at her reflection, she’d gasped, exclaiming that she looked like a bride. Her sisters laughed again.

    “Well, aren’t you?”

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    Mikasa gets to attend the marriage ritual. Eren happens to find her there.

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    11 Apr 2022

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    you are the knife i turn inside myself by

    Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan  

    08 Jun 2022

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    Mikasa crumples onto her hands and knees, panting hoarsely. When she glances up, she notices a pair of heavy, black boots. Her eyes slowly lift upwards, trailing over woolen trousers and a dark, fur-lined coat, before lingering on the metal insignia that dangles from his neck: two feathered wings crossed over each other.

    The Scouts, she realizes, fresh horror dawning over her. Witch-hunters.

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    What happens when a witch and a witch-hunter are forced to rely on each other to survive the snow-blown wilderness. And what comes after.

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    Official Russian translation

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    Glow by

    Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia  

    05 Sep 2021

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    While painting on glow-in-the-dark paint for a photoshoot, Ochako can't help but think her husband looks fantastic in body paint.

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    06 Sep 2021